Embarrassing text to wrong person..

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Anyone got some to share?
Please.. I cannot be the only one..
Following my 6 week coil check yesterday, I text my ds's friends mum to check she was still okay to have my ds after school.
I was also in the midst of texting a friend about the appointment saying 'I was a bit worried at one point when the nurse said "This is a good sign, I can see Fred" then I realised she had said thread'.
I quickly followed this up with another text asking 'who is this tiny man living in my vagina?'.
I sent it to my ds's friends mum didn't I.
The poor woman got 'Are you still okay to have ds after school today' 'Who is this tiny man living in my vagina'.
The absolute shame

I once texted my friend who I had been out drinking with to let her know I had got home safely and laughingly commented that the taxi driver was a bit racist. Unfortunately I sent it to the taxi driver (country side cabbie who worked for himself). The thing is he didn't actually say anything racist. The taxi driver was very upset and I was totally mortified.

Not me but dm. She sent a text to my brother from my df's phone as she was annoyed at him and it read "I carried you for 9 bloody months! The least you could do would be to help carry the boxes!" She accidentlly sent it to the golf course my dad uses instead which I think gets read out by the operator at their end haha

I once sent a cheesy photo of Tom Jones to my sons very serious musician type piano teacher.

My sister was house sitting, and had to find something of the owners (think it was a special key or something like that). Luckily, she knew the woman who lived 2 doors down, so texted her to ask if she knew where it was. The woman text back where she could find it, so my sister text back 'Thanks you lovely lady.' Except autocorrect changed it to 'Thanks you sexy cunt.' And it got sent. Poor sister was mortified (barely knows this woman!) and promptly re text her explaining. The woman apparently has a great sense of humour and saw the funny side luckily!

These are great!
Love the black cock one.

The dead gf one-jesus! Did the guy reply?

I hate that "for the 9 months i carried you, no charge" its bloody disgusting and abusive.

Yes he replied along lines of wtf and I tried to front it out with oh that was just a joke. I've just watched 6th sense it's creepy isn't it....
Needless to say he didn't take me out again!

Oh dear!

The downstairs poo one is fantastic

So so funny

I drove all the way to a shop 30 miles away to pick up something Id ordered and it was shut at 1pm on a Wednesday, despite their website saying it was open til 5.

I sent a text to the mobile number on the website that said 'I've driven all the way from bloody XTown today and your shop is shit'

I never did pick up the item!

navy he did reply.

He said - I assume this isn't for me.

Then I sent a very apologetic text back saying no it wasn't for him and he replied - shame.

We have a kitten who I thought was constipated. I sent a text to DP with a photo of a GIANT kitten poo and 'HUMAN SIZED!'.

Realised I'd actually sent it to my boss . She was fine about it, thankfully.

I had the most horrendous d&v bug and had been texting my mum about how awful it was. The last message I sent her was "OMG my arse is on fire".

Except I sent it to dd's friends mum. 😵

And i an a teacher at their school 😵😂.

I once sent a message to who I thought was my boyfriend of 3 weeks saying I couldn't stop thinking about last night and what he did with the ice cube was amazing and I can't wait to see him and return the favour. Then went into great detail of what I was going to do to him.
It actually ended up going to his very uptight sister who had just sent me a message asking what I was going to buy her brother for his birthday as she has some ideas
My boyfriend apparently got screamed at from said sister for about an hour about how immoral we were sleeping together after only 3 weeks and that type of sex is disgusting and I am a bad influence. She then told boyfriends whole family.
We are now married and it's fair to say my relationship with SIL has never recovered.

I have a friend who lives abroad. She phoned one day to tell me a mutual friend had given birth to twins. We then chatted about how she was going on a date with a sailor she had met when his ship docked near the town she lived in. She is a very old friend and I made some stupid jokes along the lines of buggery being legal after 90 days at sea, ha ha ha. The next day I texted her 'How's your back passage?'. I realised shortly afterwards that I'd sent it by mistake to the friend who had just had the twins She never replied and has never mentioned it. Her twins are now five.

I was once at my friends house and all her and her boyf do is argue over stupid stuff every single time I see them. Always about same stuff and bills etc. They also talk about their absolutely bonkers sex life ( they don't care who knows) so I was telling my boyfriend about when they argue and stuff, so one evening I recorded them goin on and on at each other, swearing constantly and stuff but sent the recording to her!!! She was sat next to me 😂😂😂 I did not come up with anything to say to her other than "well u 2 are funny"

😂😂😂😂

That would have been due to Fred trying to escape!

I've sent a few accidental texts but nothing exciting. But once I had something for saleon our local Facebook selling page. A lady messaged to me ask about the item. I was describing it, I pressed send and I realised that randomly in the middle of a sentence it said "whitish discharge" wtf?? I've no idea how it got there but it must've been where I'd typed too fast and missed some spaces out and my phone came up with those words!! I was a bit embarrassed. I just got a "lol" back.
I love the one about the poo downstairs. 😂 And of course OP's post.

I once meant to email a work contact saying I want you to do x y z please and accidentally hit send early so the email only said 'hi Dennis, I want you'. Had to follow that up with an apology pretty quickly!

These are so funny

Arlosmum you made me cry!! I'm laughing with my face all screwed up and tears down my face

My dh used to play 'words with friends' (online scrabble) with someone who he thought was his mum. He once messaged the person he was playing against and invited her to center parcs with us. It transpired that she wasn't his mum, just a random woman with a similar name!