One guy used to say 'sexy so sexy' at EVERY STAGE of us geting ready to DTD, in between kisses, as he touched my boobs, as I took my top off, etc etc. Very irritating and came across as fake cause it was said so much.
Another guy, body like a Greek god and gorgeous face, abbreviated everything he said - lap instead of laptop, jack instead of jacket, that kind of thing. He was so gorgeous, I stayed with him for much longer then I should have, shame he was so thick. He'd also come to my house then say things like 'oh I thought you said you were going to get me a drink', despite nothing of the sort having been said. It was his way of asking. If you want a drink either help yourself or fucking ask for one, don't make up crap. Oh and he'd always have stains on his clothes. He wore really nice outfits, but then would have tea dripped down it when we were going for a night out. When I asked him about it, he'd make out like I had a major issue and say it was only tea (or ketchup or whatever) and what was my problem. Umm...we're going for a night out with friends and you can't be bothered to wear clean clothes?
Another stunning guy (god knows how I get them cause I'm not a stunner, but hey!) who was from Cameroon. I asked him something innocuous like what was his favourite food when we were chatting, and he started saying how he had to learn to cook cause the food here was shit, all British food was vile, and then went on a rant about how shit everything was in the UK, but at least the women were easy! I did sleep with him again after that but he was soo good in bed. I made the second time the last time though.
Oh and the guy I met from POF who when we met at a cafe that also serves alcohol, told me he didn't drink. Not a major issue, but I do like going out for a few drinks so it did make me think maybe this would be an issue in the future. He then spent the whole time in the cafe telling me stories about when he'd broken up fights, despite the fact that he knew I was an ex-bouncer so had done my fair share of it and that kind of thing doesn't impress me. I'm not talking about one or two stories, but over an hour of it. He then gave me a lift home and we were chatting about house renovations and what we were both doing with our homes. I invited him in so he could see a few things we'd been talking about, but then when he saw some weights etc in my room, he asked me to show him what kind of exercises I did so he could give me pointers on how to do them better. This was about 11.30pm. I ended the night pretty quickly then and as I went to shut the door, he leaned forward to kiss me, I may have accidentally shut the door in his face. He then proceeded to text me several times a day for a few months until NYE when he just had a massive go at me by text saying that he thought I was the one and couldn't believe that I didn't feel the same.
Sadly I've also had my fair share of tiny willies and one or two mushrooms.
No wonder I haven't got involved with anyone for a few years!