My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..

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Too vague?

SushiTWAT you could always CANCEL the CHEQUE!!!

You're welcome.

Thank you Maddy!

Nobody is swearing enough today.

Whisky, it is like talking to a three year old who wants the moon and wants it now.

"Well Ive done my shopping now and i can't let it spoil it would cost me a fortune" Is the kind of response we would get.

The googly eyed courgettes are genius. Can't wait for her reaction...
(Cunt)

Your manager needs to grow a pair of courgettes where her balls should be...

I'm sorry, I'd be hoying her raw meat out onto the counter with big sticky labels on it saying "NO raw meat on the shelves in the fridge!"
Especially as it's not even wrapped in a carrier bag or anything. Definite health hazard - do you have a H&S person you could call in? Get them to verify that she's behaving irresponsibly?

Love the googly-eyed courgettes, btw.

So it costs EVERYONE else a fortune as they have to eat out or waste their food.

Oh I would tear shreads into her, even if she was senior to me as its not a job related task. Its about respect for everyone else and therefore even if senior she should to that. Especially if she earns more than anyone else.

I seriously do not know how you have managed to be so cool about it.

I don't understand how none of you have snapped yet and screamed 'It is NOT your PERSONAL FUCKING FRIDGE!!' at her..... might get the point across?

So protein-wise she's bought two packs of duck, 4 quarter pounder burgers, a pack of salt beef and two different types of pate for a daily shop...and that's just what's on one shelf of the fridge? And she's filled all of the shelves? Her daily shop?!

Unsullied another days she will put in bread/potatoes/veg/bananas yoghurts(so many!) or put stuff in with chocolate and claim that it will melt if left on the kitchen tops.

We did not tell the H&S person we went to the manager.

Selfish cunt beyond words - is she running a restaurant in her spare time?

PP above who wondered whether she offers a restaurant-type selection for dinner every night, my DH seriously asked me if I could provide this sort of service, as he didn't know what he fancied in advance

Pogmella, he's a guy from IT who's been helping OP with Fridge sabotaging (& when it was her day off) I think we're in love with him actually.

Top tip for anyone, if you're looking back through the thread for something or someone, click anywhere on the thread and press CTRL F. (or cmd F on a mac) a little box opens and you type in what you want to find.

In this case though IT bitch first made an appearance on the first thread, which got filled up

Who on earth is she shopping for, How much food can 1 family eat in a day? are they all obese?
Come on, I need some answers:
Is this fridge her own, i.e. financed by her Cockiness?
Is she senior to you & can get you fired ?
Isn't this the equivalent to Bullying or, harassment? (in view of the cocks courgettes)
Has no one ever just taken her stuff out & dumped on the side & replaced with their own milk......

Has no one just said, this is bollox. You have no right to ditch my Sushi, & replace it with your shit EGGS that don't need chilling. You Stupid entitled FF. if its full tomorrow I will be hurling the whole lot out the window

I reckon there should be a two-pronged approach, as well as the fridge issue you should highlight the fact that she is doing personal shopping on company time because she's not opening up when she is supposed to. Could a few of you take it in turns to come in a bit early and then each email the manager asking if the opening up times have changed as you couldn't get in at x time (at least 20 mins after the office should have been opened)?

What else is in there today if she's not on a veg day? Not more meat surely?!

Honestly, where bread, bananas, potatoes and a lot of veggies are concerned, I'd remove them repeatedly and put them on the side. They don't need to be in the fridge. I'd probably pile everything on top of the bread. Sort of like grocery jenga. Hours of fun.

Seriously, if I came in tomorrow with lunch I would take photos and email everyone saying

'The first come first served rule is not working. I arrived today to find the fridge like this. I can not put my lunch in the fridge, because someone is using it to store their home food in. Why can't stick food for consumption on the premises during work time in there?

It is also being stored in an unhygienic way so even when I am able to use the fridge, I may be risking food poisoning.

I can not afford to go out for lunch daily. This needs to be resolved as I am fed up of it and so are others. I do not know who is responsible but the lack of respect for other staff is demoralising. It is creating an atmosphere of stress and tension.

Please can the issue be looked at for the benefit of ALL staff as this has not been taken seriously in the past. This is a staff welfare issue, we should be able to resolve this issue properly, like adults without the intervention of management.

Does she have a fridge at home?

Serious question.

No! Not obese- rake skinny!

I couldn't care less if people don't believe it. Although I will concede it sounds ridiculous.

I have cancelled cheque!!!!

WE HAVE TRIED TO CONFRONT HER-
WE HAVE TOLD MANAGEMENT
EVERYONE IS SHIT SCARED OF HER- manager included.

I have cancelled the cheque.
No courgettes were harmed.

We have fucked with the fuse. Oh dear fridge is deadded

No way would I put up with anyone touching my lunch. I wouldn't give a shit if she was my boss. It's a communal fridge so I'd be taking her stuff out and putting my lunch back in. Even if she tipped in into the bin, I'd be so fucking cross I'd scrap it up with my hands and just pour it onto the shelves.

I don't know why people are so afraid of her, if she rants and raves, so what? If she screams the place down or assaults anyone at least she'd finally get disciplined.

Does she need to shop everyday?
Does she take it all home at the end of each day?
Maybe a sign on the door saying for hygiene reasons any food left in fridge longer than two days will be binned?

wonders if that's enough of a placemark?