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My colleague has thrown my lunch in the bin

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DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT · 04/05/2016 14:30

What is the correct etiquette please?

You need not quote directly from Debretts.

If I weren't in the queue for the soggy salmonella sarnies left in Tescos- I'd write a longer OP. Angry

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Aprille · 04/05/2016 15:28

Keep turning the fridge thermostat up. And keep doing it every time you pass the fridge and she's adjusted it back down. Or turn the fridge off and leave the door open.

You'll have a shorter shelf life on the office milk, but its a small price to pay for her ruined meat.

Frusso · 04/05/2016 15:28

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dowhatnow · 04/05/2016 15:29

I like it. aprille
Harder to trace back to you...

RaptorInaPorkPieHat · 04/05/2016 15:30

Would it be terribly passive aggressive to start bringing your own fridge to work?

Ememem84 · 04/05/2016 15:30

I second removing the fuses from the plugs.

ClarkL · 04/05/2016 15:31

Get masking tape - clearly mark out a shelf for everyone with their name written in there place. THEN if she puts something in someone else's section charge her rent monopoly style, or beat her with it. Actually just beat her with anything to hand, like a stapler

Aprille · 04/05/2016 15:32

I'm loving the idea of stealing her meat. Better yet, when you bin it, bring it to your local deli at lunchtime on the way to get your replacement sandwich and dump it in a public bin so she cant find it in the office bin.

And do it with the most expensive item in the fridge. Every time. Then sympathise with her when she goes on a rant because some fucker took your sushi too.

DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT · 04/05/2016 15:32

LordOftheTits

You've rendered me a crying mess- am now late for work - LOVE your idea so much. If only I had the balls to do that!

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RaptorInaPorkPieHat · 04/05/2016 15:32

damn forgot the link:

tiny fridge

Whisky2014 · 04/05/2016 15:32

Actually, she put your stuff in the bin so I would chuck the lot of hers in it too. That would definitely learn her!
Tit for Tat

TakeItFromMe · 04/05/2016 15:33

At my work, people have taken to having their own little fridges under their desks. We have nowhere to plug the computers in but at least we can all eat lunch.

drspouse · 04/05/2016 15:33

instead of passively throwing it out, how about you ASK the person whose item it is if you can or if they will.

Nobody labels their milk. If they do it's a single initial (how am I supposed to know who C is in an office building with nearly 100 people?) or maybe a first name (we have about 5 Chris'). This is milk that has gone solid, or is reeking the place out and when there are literally 20 or 30 single pints of milk in the fridge, anything that is out of date is a health hazard (more I'd say than wrapped raw meat in date - how do the rest of you keep meat at home? A separate fridge?)

Or maybe I should try and borrow a tea trolley, put all the 10-15 out of date pints of milk and 5-10 other out of date foods on it, and go round every single office and find every person who works in the building and ask them individually if it was their food and whether they were planning on throwing it out that day as it is now out of date and smelling the place up? Of course, some people work part time or work from home some days so I'd have to repeat this every morning and every afternoon for a week to locate the owners of some items.

Frusso I know some people do that which is why labelling something explicitly means I (and the cleaners) will leave it alone. Unless it says "taken out of freezer on 3rd May" and it's the 4th of May but the milk carton reeks to high heaven.

ProfessorPickles · 04/05/2016 15:36

Yes, definitely bin it out of the office so she can't go "look what someone did!", it'll be funnier Grin

I love the drinking urine samples idea, absolutely incredible. Just imagine her face!!!

Valentine2 · 04/05/2016 15:38

I am waiting to see her response.

DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 04/05/2016 15:38

This sort of thing is why I got an HGV licence.

Whisky2014 · 04/05/2016 15:38

how am I supposed to know who C is in an office building with nearly 100 people?) - You don't - leave it alone. It's not yours so it's not for you to throw away. If it gets that bad complain to management or if you have it, facilities, and they should intervene, maybe sending out a mass e-mail.
At home is different as it's your own stuff.

DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT · 04/05/2016 15:39

On the way back from the loo I'm going to stick a post it on her stuff with "i rubbed my flangie with your Frise´´"

Hear me roar. Grin

Then run like a chicken.

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RebootYourEngine · 04/05/2016 15:39

This thread has me laughing out loud.

I have a colleague who i can imagine acting like fridge woman.

HelloCanYouHearMe · 04/05/2016 15:40

Id be going through her shopping to see if there is anything in there that you could have for lunch....

And then sit infront of her eating whatever you have chosen

MovingOnUpMovingOnOut · 04/05/2016 15:42

Make yourself a badge with FRIDGE MONITOR on it and take her stuff out and dump it on the floor.

Or better still a FRIDGE POLICE outfit. Then take that bitch dahhhhhn.

CuntyMcCuntface · 04/05/2016 15:42

I had a colleague who was a giant bully (one of our other colleagues had a nervous breakdown due to her antics). She left her M&S prawn sarnie in the fridge with a yellow sticky with "Laura's DON'T TOUCH" in the communal fridge. I opened it, took a large bite out of both halves, resealed it and returned it to the shelf.

WindPowerRanger · 04/05/2016 15:43

Could you get a Hazard notice mocked up with 'Caution: MRSA found in this fridge' written on it?

FeliciaJollygoodfellow · 04/05/2016 15:47

I think the suggestion of binning one of her things is best. Just one. Every day. Until she makes a comment.

RedToothBrush · 04/05/2016 15:47

If the woman likes her eggs, may I suggest having some eggs at home for a few weeks and then swapping them one day for her nice fresh eggs...

Incidentally, I worked with someone who peed in his bosses coffee the day he left his previous job due to them being such an arse to him.

The boss drank it. And commented on how it was the best cup of coffee he'd had in ages!

My ex collegue was a great guy who got on with just about everyone so knowing why his previous boss hated him so much is a mystery to all. And I don't drink tea or coffee.

FeliciaJollygoodfellow · 04/05/2016 15:48

Or just tell your boss she is late because she's shopping. Surely even if they're too feeble to ask her not to monopolise the fridge they'll at least be able to address the lateness!

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