My colleague has thrown my lunch in the bin

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What is the correct etiquette please?

You need not quote directly from Debretts.

If I weren't in the queue for the soggy salmonella sarnies left in Tescos- I'd write a longer OP.

Part Two here: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/a2631196-My-colleague-has-twat-me-over-the-head-with-a-courgette - edited by MNHQ

Go forth and get pisshed!

Nothing we didn't already know via ITbitch.

She reported fridge is broken and said she had a mind to show them her receipt so they can refund her the cost of her food.- not said to management but colleague

Nothing else. I had to say -no really? The fridge door kept flying open? The fridge broke today? Never ? They have not seen the plug.

That kind of thing.

I can't wait till Monday !
And there's a sentence I never saw coming

You better start a new post as this one is close to 1000!

Hahahahahhhhhaaaaa, please please please tell me she isn't reallygoing to ask for a refund... & if she does, you must FILM IT what a bummer you missed all that hilarity today :o)
also I need a new thread title pronto. as I need to know what happens next........

She reported fridge is broken and said she had a mind to show them her receipt so they can refund her the cost of her food.

Oh God, I hope she does this. And I hope they make a point of saying the fridge is there to keep people's lunches and milk cold, not her family's groceries.

I think that you should encourage her to ask management for a refund

This is better than any TV show (in fact why hasn't anyone written a fridge war comedy?)
I can't wait until Monday's update.
Hope Mardie isn't a grass

Brilliant thread gotta love office shenanigans, her poor DH will get an earful tonight

You're going to be awfully idenitfiable if she ever finds this thread ...

.. the only one not in on Friday ...

Bloody hell! How can we wait until monday to find out!!

Golly I wonder if Mardle

(A) works in your office or

(B) works in the HQ she moved over from

mardle if you are a manager-type person you need to support the OP....and never reveal what you have read here. What happens on mumsnet stays on mumsnet!

Hold the phone.

She wants reimbursing for the private food she bought while she should have been at work, which she would otherwise have stored in the communal fridge leaving no space for anyone else.

I just can't even.

Love this thread! Hopefully she will moan few days next week , will management consider fridge repair essential maintence?

I'd wait for the day the engineer is do then get everyone to bring in lunches (hopefully she will get out of shopping before work habit in mean time) then someone can slip in fuse and it's amazing it's working! At which point you have all taken over space in the fridge and she can't get foot or cucumber back in

Brilliant update. Please start a new thread (not in Chat so it won't disappear) - I NEED to know what happens on Monday!

This thread is absolute gold!

Maybe ITbitch should start hiring out his devious services? You could start an office fridge revolution!!

I'm just envisaging maintenance finding the plug with 'hahaha' on it

IT bitch needs to replace the fuse pronto....but then take it out again when she puts her shopping in....

The suspense!

I'm sort of worried for your job OP. Deny everything. Maybe mumsnet HQ will hire you if you fired

Mr I. T. Bloke.

Clear nail varnish around the fuse please.

Then test the ends with a multimeter. It's fine!

But the fridge will need to be away for a few days to investigate...

Please please please

OP has advised that fuse has gone back in and the 'ha ha ha' has been coloured in, so no trace remains...

Phew! I was actually worried overinvested

Bwahahahahha! What a way to spend my Friday. I haven't done a damn thing.

It's been worth it!

Fridges can break if they are over filled. I think the management should request that she replaces the fridge, as it was her fault it 'broke'

Mardle

Remember, never talk about Mumsnet.
And, what happens on Mumsnet stays on Mumsnet.

Is there another thread started about this yet?

This is so much better that rudely photoshopping annoying colleagues' pictures to look like people from The Office. neverdonethat

Is there another thread for this I've missed somewhere?