My colleague has thrown my lunch in the bin

[DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT]

What is the correct etiquette please?

You need not quote directly from Debretts.

If I weren't in the queue for the soggy salmonella sarnies left in Tescos- I'd write a longer OP.

Part Two here: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/a2631196-My-colleague-has-twat-me-over-the-head-with-a-courgette - edited by MNHQ

kitty Ha sandwich Jail!
limited She could rent out both selves in the lock box. If she bought 3, she'd make £6 a day... £30 a week... £120 a month... £1440 a year... Damn, if only I worked in an office!

ITBitch isn't winding you up? He's definitely done it?

She's going to go nuclear! Hopefully she will think and realise it's been done today, rather than that you did it last night.

Also, as entertaining as I'm finding this, I'd be prepared for her to make a formal complaint to HR about it.

Unfortunately, I think that what your office needs is a formal, published 'fridge usage policy'. This is the kind of thing that drives our HR manager nuts- she tries not to have lots of silly policies for things like the 'correct use of the fridge and cloakroom', because she thinks we're adults and should know how to behave, but some idiot invariably messes things up so that she has to write a policy, and we all have read them. She always says we've brought it on ourselves

Oh my days - that's fightin' talk!!

I assume the rest of them will go out for lunch today, as there is no functioning fridge?

ITBitch is awesome! (sung to Lego Movie theme)

Those fridge coffins are hilarious.

You can see what is in them so if you are using them to protect your treats from greedy bastards, they will be able to see them but not actually have them.

Oh wow!! Waiting with chewed nails for an update now......

Defo get those coffins ready installed she can't complain if she's left one! Make sure everyone else has lunch in theirs all ready to go.

Sounds like she's planning a barbecue.

Have sent link to lunch tombs to colleagues-
As yet no reply

No ITbitch is a great guy and he owes me plenty (he can neck beer paid by me at an alarming rate)

I should not be thinking abut work today no I AM GRIPPED - forget you lot!

I'm wondering about biting the bullet and buying one of those counter tops drinks fridges with my name on. That's just for me.

Get ITbitch to set up extension then plug 4/5 of mini fridges on counter in kitchen area with your names on. Stick her name on the broken fridge.

I'd open each item and take little bits out of it and bin it. E.g. empty the chicken breasts out and just leave the packet in there, empty half of her grapes, pour away half her juice etc.

dangerRabbit that is cunting spectacular!!!

How does one person manage to intimidate all their coworkers and management in this way? I'd like just one ounce of her scary.

Be brave, OP, but watch your back. I'm picturing you like this

I may divorce DH and marry it bitch! I think I'm in love.

I also miss working in an office fluffy

So pleased to see that action has been taken and retaliation has commenced.

This is amazing!!! Nothing like a common enemy to bring a work force together!!
has itbitch seen this thread?

Do you think Fridgehog woman has actually been planted by management to enhance team-building amongst the rest of the staff? If so, it appears to be working.

Baboon
No I don't want him to know about it.

Daily Mail- you are cunts sorry had to get that in- I've heard they like to plunder Mumsnet for their material.
Up the ante peeps we've more than one enemy!

runrarebit
She used to work at head office and claims to be very tight with everyone there.

My guess is they kicked her out of HQ to our office because of how she is with others.

Right!

-makes reminder to print off head for head in a jar prank on DH

First, you read the OP. You realise that one of your (apparently sane and reasonable) co-workers is also likely to be bat-shit crazy and concealing anti-social activities. You look in their eyes and wonder which one.
Then you read the rest of the thread, the revolting stories and WTF revenge ideas and you realise that everyone is fucking bat-shit crazy

@ FridgeHogger having been a plant for team building purposes!
That could so easily go so very very wrong….

I am on tenterhooks here

Every office has a crazy. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you!

I am far too invested in this.... I've got a bonus day off and should be cleaning the post apocalyptic horror left by my DCs family bathroom but I just can't peel myself away from this thread in case I miss an important update.

And I would DEFINITELY contribute to the GoFundMe page.

I presume the fuse-less plug has been plugged back in, so it's not obvious that the fridge isn't working until she notices the light's not on or that her food's warm? Then she can unplug it to investigate and see the purple pen.

Take in soup in a flask for lunch on Monday, just on principle because it happens [cough] to be food which doesn't need refridgerating.