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Stupid Facebook selling.

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VivaLeBeaver · 29/10/2014 15:37

Real post I've seen this week.

"Got some cheap stuff for sale if you want anything"

Cue 20 posts along the lines of;

"Have you got a patio heater hun?"

"No sorry"

Have you got a wheelbarrow?

No, haven't got a wheelbarrow.
Xx

3 days later the thread is still going strong. 20 people have been disappointed that the seller doesn't have what they want and the seller has made no effort to make any suggestion what she does have.

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Zamboni · 29/10/2014 17:49

This is hilarious because it is so true.

Although every now and again they give me the rage and I have to unfollow the groups. I usually end up back on them again though!

PinkAndBlueBedtimeScares · 29/10/2014 17:51

I had someone come and collect something from a fb selling group today, when they got here over an hour late they had a go at me because they couldn't find my house, properly screaming in my face.. I just said 'oh, sorry it was so hard, il assume you don't want X and sell it on to someone else Confused' and shut the door.... I had given my full address, postcode, directions and my phone number incase they got lost! Messaged admin and they took him off the group.. Put me off slightly tbh!

Sleepybunny · 29/10/2014 17:51

This thread has got me in fits of giggles! It's all true! I lost my faith in humanity when I signed up to these buying and selling groups.

Another classic to add is the "for sell boys cloths, two shirt and sock. 0-3 month got some shit stain but like new £50 no offers"

SquattingNeville · 29/10/2014 17:58

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VivaLeBeaver · 29/10/2014 18:02

I guess if the prams bright pink you might not want to put a boy in it.

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Sleepybunny · 29/10/2014 18:13

Oh yeah and the "just moved house, need everything, if anyone has anything pm me. Got to be free"

Upon further investigation this person was doing rather well from themselves!

Oh and of course stuff has to be delivered too!

PinkAndBlueBedtimeScares · 29/10/2014 18:23

I always say £5 if they want it delivered, it's amazing how quickly they manage to find a lift 99% of the time!!
I have sold some stuff with great success though, put up an old cot yesterday morning at 10am, a reply by 10.15, it was gone by 11!!

halfdrunkcoffee · 29/10/2014 18:24

Someone on my local site wanted to swap a pink toddler piano for one "suitable for a boy". Was tempted to post a comment asking whether he was going to play it with his penis.

Xmasdinnerbonanza · 29/10/2014 18:31

Ha ha yes I love the buying sites

" friend is having a baby and has got nothing would be grateful for donations"

Then cue an argument a couple of days later when said friend is selling stuff that was donated

OR

Buyer haggles for a ridiculous low price, gets it, asks can it be delivered then is back on the same site the next day selling it for waaay more than she got it! Boy was that a foul mouth slagging off match!!

AliceLidl · 29/10/2014 18:32

I just had a look at one of our local pages (picked the first public one on the list) and it's awful.

Someone is selling live Pekin chicks, which I'm now really worried about because they look so fragile.

Someone else is demanding a set of internal doors, which she "doesn't want to pay a fortune for" so wants any potential seller to send her lots of photographs, measurements and condition of each door, charge her a reasonable price and deliver them to her if they don't live close enough for her liking.

Someone is using those square box frames to stick in cheap scrapbook paper, scrabble letters in words of your choice and little glittery bows or stickers to decorate the corners. There's a football one with the name "Wayne Roony" spelled out in it in wobbly scrabble squares. The 'n' in Wayne is also the 'n' in 'Roony' and they want £10 for it.

Someone else is selling a 1 Direction stationary set that looks like it came from Poundland for £10.

Worst selling experience I ever had was to a woman wanting to buy a toy I'd advertised on the Children's Centre sale for £3.00.

After a lot of weird messages from her, where she ignored all my replies and then sent the same set of messages again, she told me she would buy the toy if I threw in the bouncy chair I was advertising on the same poster. That would be the chair I was asking £35 for. Um. No.

But I did say if she bought the chair for £35 I would throw in the £3 toy for free.

In the end she agreed to meet me at the Children's Centre to look at the chair. I had to load up the car with bouncy chair, the £3 toy, and DS in his baby seat and drive all the way across town, then unload the car and carry bouncy chair, toy and DS from the surprisingly far away car park to the Centre and wait for her to turn up. She was late.

When she did arrive, in a very expensive car and clothes, she decided against buying the chair but still tried to claim the toy for free, just for turning up.

At this point I wanted to throw the toy at her and have done with it but I felt stubborn and provoked by then so I reminded her I'd said I would give her the toy if she bought the chair. As she wasn't buying the chair, I would sell her, not give her, the toy.

She made a whole production out of taking the money from her child because "the lady doesn't care that it's your money DD, and she said she would give the toy to you but now she wants you to pay for it with your own money." Hmm Angry

Mrsjayy · 29/10/2014 18:34

I know some folk who just sell stuff they get for free or are given they have no shame. I read on a friend shared post portable tv lost remote and on button (works with pencil) Grin 15 quid can deliver for petrol money

OodneedsanOod · 29/10/2014 18:36

When I sold my car I put on the ad I asked people to post on the thread if they PMed as I wouldn't get them. A few weeks later my others folder was full of people calling me rude for not answering them.
Oh and '£500 ok?' When I was selling for £900 Angry

Rollermum · 29/10/2014 18:50

God the cheek of some people!

I've found when giving something away people are even worse with zillions of questions, being late or not showing up.

Coconutty · 29/10/2014 18:54

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LL12 · 29/10/2014 19:01

Can I just ask, why do people keep calling people "Hun" on facebook?

Patrickstarisabadbellend · 29/10/2014 19:15

I have seen loads of posts selling rabbits that have been used as breeding machines and are now looking for their forever homes Hmm

threepiecesuite · 29/10/2014 19:21

Also, badly-drawn Elsas on 'personalised' (name in Sharpie) jute bags with a bow and 3 diamantés. Surprisingly, not much take up.

Patrickstarisabadbellend · 29/10/2014 19:26

All of those bastard bow pages...

Bit of ribbon with a couple of gems £5!!

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Ownerofalittlechimp · 29/10/2014 20:11

I've just seen a great one, piece of rubbish painted wood with a piece of sheet metal secured to it with drawing pins & the option to have a name nailed in to it. £20 "ideal gift"

I'm going to start pasta art plaques & sell them!

AliceLidl · 29/10/2014 20:28

The ones I really hate are the ones a friend keeps liking and sharing in an effort to win a prize.

They are from people who take really lovely old books and then carve them up, so the pages are open and spell out the word "love" or "kiss" or "peace" or whatever. Or they turn the book into some sort of animal or outline of a person. Then they glue on fake pearls and ribbons and call it art.

I hate those posts. Why take a book and ruin it by chopping it up and then decorating it with wobbly eyes and bows? And who's buying them?

Stupid Facebook selling.
Stupid Facebook selling.
Mrsjayy · 29/10/2014 20:31

Teen dd keeps sharing frigging bow pages drives me loopy she does like a bow but its bloody tatt half of it, pasta art would sell go on try it Grin

Mrsjayy · 29/10/2014 20:33

Ffs that hedgehog has a flower in its head

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