Stupid Facebook selling.

[VivaLeBeaver]

Real post I've seen this week.

"Got some cheap stuff for sale if you want anything"

Cue 20 posts along the lines of;

"Have you got a patio heater hun?"

"No sorry"

Have you got a wheelbarrow?

No, haven't got a wheelbarrow.
Xx

3 days later the thread is still going strong. 20 people have been disappointed that the seller doesn't have what they want and the seller has made no effort to make any suggestion what she does have.

they're flogging fireworks on our local page already

This thread is great! I'm looking at my local selling page for the first time.

A woman has posted a screen grab showing a kids Minnie mouse armchair and she simply says 'I'm looking for this I want cheaper thx' there is no price visible in the pic and she's bumped the post twice

There's a bottle of Echo Falls Wine covered in red glitter complete with 'labouton style' shoe wine holder. I think she means Christian Louboutin and yes the shoe has a red glittery sole There is no price sadly and you know what they say... If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Anyone planning a small Frozen party.......1 White table cloth, 3 blue serving plates, 10 square food plates, 9 party invitations, 10 party/food boxes with glitter snowflakes, 7 Olaf serviettes and 20 blue balloons........£5!!

Oh here is a rather pixelated Frozen gift

Stunning swan lamp. Ideally could do with a re-wire. £25 Ono!

Large Next teal rug, is curled slightly in 1 corner but still got loads of wear in it, lovely colour and very soft. £20

Dvd's for sale.
Indiana jones - £3
Ted - £4
Desperate to be sold. (good luck at that price)

Large Michael Jackson doll.
Great collectors item.
£50

This is for sale on one of our groups, for £5 if you can believe it!

Underneath this is an advert for a Playstation Something, seller wants £300, someone offered £200 and the next comment is "Mate, they're worth fuck more than that!"

Still no update on the Watch Ladies and Voldemort.

This just makes me feel even more glad that I left FB.

ps. is it legal to give animals away for free like that? (sorry, still reading through from beginning of thread)

Coconutty
they look like it

Just found this wonderous delight.
$40 each (about £24) for a painted potato sack.

OMG, this is great. The amount of Frozen shit!

There is this one on my local one:

Hi my name is [removed] and I have started my home based business in June 2014, I'm really excited about the fact that I am my own boss and I have financial flexibility, I am looking for some passionate and self motivated individuals who dream big and have courage to get out and make their dreams come true, if you are one of them please inbox me!!

With a pixelated motivational poster which also doesn't say anything about what her business actually is.

All of my local local ones are closed :( The only open one is overrun by Forever Living and Juice Plus (I assume that's what the dodgy home business is) and adverts for online businesses.

Anyone fancy these two beauties? Only £45 apparently.

Randy, how many children does that Frozen party package cater for? 10 plates and food/party boxes but only 9 invitations, and only 7 service totes.

Leaving aside the fact that it looks naff, the numbers just don't make sense at all!

Service totes?

Damn you autocorrect, what, serviettes isn't a word now?

They was real honest!

This is a steal at £10

There is someone on ours selling Ugg boots at £35 a pair new, unworn what size would you like? I'll find the ad.

thegray I think you might be near me, if it's blonde lady around 50 and the boots are really fake plastic looking?