AIBU to think that comprehension just isn't a strong point with some people.

[AngelsOnHigh]

I've noticed this quite a lot over the time I have on MN.

Referring to a recent thread re early retirement. The poster quite clearly stated that DH wanted to retire in 14 months (when mortgage paid) and wanted her to retire at the same time. She is 10 years his junior and works part time.

OK, first answer was "So he wants you both to retire in early forties"

Second response "Can you change to part time work"

I can understand this if we were 10 pages into the thread because we don't all have time to read all responses, but come on, the first two responses?

1/10 for effort, OP.

Words on screen, words on a screen

1st world problem.

You can pre-prepare the samphire and bulgar wheat the night before, then just steam a small portion of John Dory while you're making breakfast and pop it all in a wrap. It's ridiculously quick and very easy for little hands to hold. Don't make packed lunches any more complicated than you have to!

OMFG I am literally crying - this is why I love MN. Classics please!!

Dial 101 and report it !

Why are you enabling this cocklodger?

You're being a bit PFB.

Are you ok?

Do they have Pampas Grass?

Home made burgers, chips and beans.

I am a size 10, 29 under and 35 over using the bending-over method, and M&S put me in a 48A...that can't be right, surely?

cake gives you cancer

I hate reverse AIBUs.

Nice drip-feeding there OP.

I am 6 foot tall, weigh 15 stone and am a size 6, so there is no way your SIL is over weight. It sounds like you're projecting.

I'm fumming at this thread. It's made me T Rex all over the kitchen!.

quick buy some penguin bollards

Just get one of those cheap multipacks of books and wrap one up for each child. With a jacket potato. Lovely.

OP, are you Katie Hopkins?

Take off your judgey pants and get your big girl knickers on.

If everyone tells you YABU, then you likely are, OP

I'd just like to remind everyone that troll-hunting is against the rules.

Pearl clutching

Judgy pants hoiked up

at that

I don't think the OP is coming back not sure I would either given the pasting you lot have given her.