Any positives about a YES vote, for the English? (light hearted)

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The Weather on TV will be a LOT shorter.

We will only have to wait 5 minutes for the weather girl to get round to us, instead of the usual 15 minutes, while they go all round the houses Scotland etc.

Yes but the Irish make bucket loads of their own --which is just as well because iScotland will be trading all of theirs on the international markets

no more Labour governments!

We'll be able to go on a foreign holiday for the sake of less than a two hour drive!

Can make it into a folk song couldn't you

Here come the Haggi
Wi' a sporran on there backs
All filled with whiskey and venison
and a tartan knapsack

Oooohh here come the Haggi
All marching proud and fair
Escaping Salmonds tyrrany
And leaving scotland there

The haggis could traffic punnet strapped to their backs! Although half a hind of venison might need a team of them in the manner of Santas Reindeer.

And again, it's not like a raspberry doesn't grow equally well south of Durham.

They'll probably be better when our rainfall improves

The Irish like whiskey and the Scots like whisky.

(I have got that the right way round, haven't I? suddenly nervous)

No more Balamory or that other annoying one with the childminder and the fruit and veg stall guy (what is that called?) ruining Cbeebies

Thanks marjo,
now I have the Balamory theme tune running round in my head

BIG construction contracts to rebuild that old wall the Romans started... think 'higher'.... think 'more gun turrets'....

Argh it' s whisky! Not whiskey you numnuts

A haggis comes a wandering
Down all thru the moors
A tartan bag a venison bap
a raspberry tart to eat

For when the brave Haggis
Heard the vote went 'yay'
He packed his bag, and took his kids
And came down England Way

Can we get rid of those freaky kids programmes. I am looking at you granny Murray ( who is really Nicola Sturgeon, mental block is that her name. Or there is only 1 hairstyle in the whole of Scotland and its a bad one)
And Balamory
I went to Dundee a few years ago and saw a woman with a fab haircut. I was less impressed when I had seen at least 20 more of every age with the same colour and cut

Ah, didn't you know TSSDCOP, Haggi are like ants in that they can lift 100 times their own body weight

Never mind the haggi, maybe all the smoked salmons will swim down here too!

Right, all those in the north, if you suddenly see legs of venison appearing to self mobilise please warn us southerners so we can fire our ranges and get dinner cooked!

Not relevant but my Dad had me convinced for years that a haggis was a small round animal with short legs

Just make sure it's the Salmon that works its way down and not the Salmond

Oooh no more bagpipes!

There have been tales of lone shepherds being carried off the hills by rabid Haggi, never to be heard of again.

Brilliant Ididnt

We'll be able to go on a foreign holiday for the sake of less than a two hour drive!

Exciting!

It's vile whatever way you bloody spell it, and soon we may not need to care anyway.

Also no more low level angst that I have never visited Edinburgh even though it's in the UK. I can just put it in the same column as Hamburg and Bucharest.

Almost wanttosing, they've got short legs on one side and long ones on the other so they run round in circles. It's why they're easy to catch

Actually, the haggis has short legs on one side and long legs on the other so it can roam around the braes - but only in one direction, if they turn round they tumble down and are harvested at the bottom.