Any positives about a YES vote, for the English? (light hearted)

[onelastfling]

The Weather on TV will be a LOT shorter.

We will only have to wait 5 minutes for the weather girl to get round to us, instead of the usual 15 minutes, while they go all round the houses Scotland etc.

Sezza - this is laughing to hide the tears if the vote is yes. I think Scotland is a wonderful part of my country and I will be very sad if it becomes a separate nation.

and a fresh caught Salmond

Is Salmond going to have been caught by the rapid haggis with the lop sided legs? Because if yes, can someone put the catch on YouTube please?

'The Country Formerly Know As The UK'
oh, we could just have an unpronouncable squiggle like Prince did.

TCFKATU

TCFKATUK even. It's a bit of a mouthful.

Sezza no-one here wants rid of Scotland. We are having a bit of fun to relieve the sadness and concern. It is a big day for the rest of Britain too. The future of everyone is in the air and most people don't have any say in what happens. (I'm not saying they should btw but of course they are concerned).

we could just have an unpronouncable squiggle like Prince did

^^This.

Someone weave it into a flag with loom bands quick.

Ok, maybe I'm just not taking this very well, and quite personally. It's such a huge thing for us and not something which we have taken lightly in any way. I think I'll leave now

OMG just been on Facebook, one of my stupid cousins has put 'vote yes Scotland, then we can kick all the Gingers out back to where they belong'

I'm ginger and I don't have a drop of Scottish blood. Where will I go?

Shortened to a word that sounds like 'fucket' fkat.... I'm from fucket.

Sezza it's called gallows humour. Why on earth are you offended by it?

Former United Kingdom (unfortunately)

FUK U

Hester you will be quarantined until genetic testing finds a suitable home for you, could be Siberia.

Genius. We will live in FUK U.

I'm sure I'd like Siberia. It's very pretty. Also it's nice and cold so I don't get sunburn.

Sezza it's not just about Scotland you know. We have absolutely no say in the future of our country.

"TCFKATUK even. It's a bit of a mouthful."

I've tried that out loud - it comes out like chuh-fuk-a-tuk or tuss-fuk-a-tuk.

As that still leaves two options for the first syllable (and I think it's just possible that we've had enough of two options in this context), we can be Fuck-a-Tuck for day to day use and adopt the Merry Men as a newly prioritised national mascot.

'Round Britain Quiz' will have fewer rounds....

'Britain's Got Talent'... will never discover another Susan Boyle.

"I'm ginger and I don't have a drop of Scottish blood. Where will I go? "

Somewhere nice and comfy with Prince Harry?

Team GB will never win another medal at curling again... ever...

We have absolutely no say in the future of our country.

I have tried this one many times. Apparently we don't count because it's like a divorce you see.

Perhaps 'Formerly known as the UK'. FKATUK fuh-kah-tuk

We won't have to pretend we like Andy Murray?

Roaring @ Fuck-a-Tuck

Sezza it's a lighthearted thread, nothing is meant by the joshing. That is unless we've uncovered the truth about the Haggi?

Won't someone think of the Haggi!