Any positives about a YES vote, for the English? (light hearted)

[onelastfling]

The Weather on TV will be a LOT shorter.

We will only have to wait 5 minutes for the weather girl to get round to us, instead of the usual 15 minutes, while they go all round the houses Scotland etc.

No! It needs half a jar if jam to make it edible

I can confirm my husband was a true Scotsman on our wedding day

I hope it wasn't cold

English strawberry jam, naturally.

If course

And served with a scone (as in own not scooon)

I can confirm my husband was a true Scotsman on our wedding day shockshockwin

Please feel free to elaborate.

It's raining cats and dogs.
We're getting their weather already!

surely you mean scone as in gone?
Well at least there will only be one deviant pronunciation to deal with.

His mum took his boxers to the hotel in his bag while he was having his hair cut. So he wore nothing as a kilt is very warm

Look, I'm please and all that but WTF am I going to do with a JCB, 17 cases of dynamite and 3 million shovels?

Keep hold of them. Things might still go pear shaped

Owl

Owl

Owl, we could still do some remodelling, freshen the place up a bit.

We could maybe flatten something... Or would Cornwall like to be an island maybe?

Yay we get to keep the proclaimers.

And Susan Boyle.

Good.

But I still want the dragon on the otherwise unchanged flag.

With or without a penis tongue Errol?

What am I going to do with chain of 'haggis and highland cow' rescue centres?

Agree re dragon, Errol.
Maybe that's the kind of thing Cameron was thinking of in his speech about other regions?

There absolutely should be a dragon on the flag. Perhaps a slightly less penile version though.

I could round you up a few cows and haggi with my JCB, ididnt

Oh please if you'd be so kind