Any positives about a YES vote, for the English? (light hearted)

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The Weather on TV will be a LOT shorter.

We will only have to wait 5 minutes for the weather girl to get round to us, instead of the usual 15 minutes, while they go all round the houses Scotland etc.

This Channel Islands/Isle of Man not being in the UK thing is something I need to go and google.

Thats why they can be tax havens. They're not in the EU either.

Ha. I've just found out Crown Dependencies are NOT part of the Commonwealth. In that case why are they in the Commonwealth Games? And why does Cav get to race for Team GB?

Anyway, I digress.

Polls are closed. The deed is done.

I holidayed in Cornwall for my entire childhood and yet this thread is the first tin I've seen the flag!

If this is like a divorce does that mean Scotland gets Wales every other weekend and half the holidays?

Brilliant, we get the week-day drudgery and they get all the fun times!

Ah well, Cornish regionalism has come to the fore more recently I think. There's some there who might want at least a bit of devolution.

Surely Wales is old enough not to have to adhere to a strict access rota?

Loving this thread

Scotland will be Disney dad to Wales

England will have to deal with Wales's day to day tantrums and find its pencil case and school shoes.

There's about to be a prog on the Beeb about Scotland.

Scotland have their own prog!!!!!

What can they say that's different???

I like porridge oats. They can stay.

Night all. Hopefully we'll still be a nation tomorrow.

How will Norway cope with Wales and how will Wales react to Norway.

That's what I need to know.

I can't believe we forgot porridge!

Night!
Tomorrow all will be revealed!

Do Scotsmen really do the wearing nothing free-bollocking thing under their kilts? or is than an urban legend?
Guess we'll never know know now

Night all, if things go pear-shaped overnight we'll meet back here in the morning to form the Operation Haggis Rescue committee.

Oh, the Beeb ... will it still be the BBC? If it can still be received north of the border will the Scots still have to pay the licence fee?

Let's face it, and I know places like Pret try to sex it up, Porridge is the culinary equivalent of the entire nation of Scotland lining up against hadrians wall, lifting their kilts and farting in our direction.

To sum up: it's minging.

I'm ready with a welcoming bowl of porridge and a wee dram for any homeless haggi

I'm Scottish, dh and I have been wetting ourselves at some of these

Poridge = Healthy Wallpaper Paste.
Made with fullcream milk, butter and sugar, it can taste ok - but, then you might as well have a deep fried mars bar for breakfast!

add shed loads of golden syrup and it's fine. Or use the oats to make flapjacks which are better.