What on earth is inside my pear?

[HairyPotter]

Bleugh!

I was eating in the the dark and didn't notice until it was too late.

Santa see that's not true about maccy d's. A few miles away from us, there was a court case because one of the male members of staff had added his own special sauce to the mayonnaise. It got shut down fairly soon afterwards.

Soon there will be nothing I feel safe eating.

In other news, the fruit and veg delivery company haven't emailed me back. I wonder how they liked the photo.

[cue old countryman drawl] - that be a nest of some sort.

[have no real idea, but oh dear LORD!!!]

You took it out of the bin? You mucky harridan nobody on MN would ever advocate getting icky pears out of the bin! unless baby pear mice are in there

TSS I'm the same with concealed meat. Not sure why. I know i won't find an eye ball or anything, but still...

What on earth possessed you? Now you must dissect it thoroughly!

Hahaaaaaaa you guys. This is cheering up a dreary day. Still can't face my crumpets though.

Cut it open!!!

I have no idea what it is but
'Baby pear mice do NOT like being squeezed!' made me lol!
And I've now been put off bottled milkshake. 'Mound of mould'

Yy! Cut your tongue open - just in case!

You could leave the pear in a dark room for a while and see if it has moved when you go back in?

Not the tongue I mean! The pear! :o

Yes! It's like fruit sporn! Sound the KLAXON

Could you just poke it a bit with a knife? Just to see if there is any pus inside? Please?

Yes please poke it. I have housework to be doing.

Marks place for the grand opening

Zzz not beyond a first bite because of the graininess. Look what happens when you take TWO bites

Fruit is not all its cracked up to be I tell you. Who knows what lies beneath.

I really am too scared to cut into it. I might prod it with a knife if I can pluck up the courage.

See if it reacts to sound. Sing it a song.

It looks like an old testicle.

Maybe someone got a bit too frisky with the pear tree.

zzzzz

Ok, tis poked. Even worse than I thought. It was spongy and moist.

And even blacker inside. With cell type chambers

I need to mark my place to see what it is....

This thread has given me the willies