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To Kick These People Out #2

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 22/01/2014 14:35

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Summary anyone? :)

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Lariflete · 28/01/2014 20:23

Hope you're feeling a bit better Chris, depression totally sucks but you're doing a really good job of 'faking it'!

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 28/01/2014 20:24
Grin How can I be sad with you lot cheering me up?

I think the joke-hybridisation improved both, skiing

Pixel, tawel nos, eh? How random.

Bogey! It's like watching QI, I want to set off the claxon and ask "how do you keep a wanker in suspense?" :)

Beryl, it's good, but I'm just getting Envy overshadowing anything else.

Numpty, everyday! When I wake up! I thank The Lord I'm Welsh!

Ida and Eau Grin

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 28/01/2014 20:26

Thanks Lari, it does, but I'll get there :)

I have a wonderful dh. Fantastic dcs. A beautiful home. So much to be grateful for.

I think it's years of crapness catching up with me now I'm safe. It'll pass and I will be strong.

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Bogeyface · 28/01/2014 20:27

FY

I'll tell you tomorrow Wink :o

NumptyNameChange · 28/01/2014 20:29

that song makes me wish i was welsh.

strangely i have a friend who will ashamedly admit that she's not racist about anyone else but has a strange suspicion and wariness about welsh people [confuse]

some strange former life shit there

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 28/01/2014 20:32

Bogey Grin

Numpty, very wise. We are right bastards . Sometimes we let you use our stuff for free for 5 months (even though we want to use it ourselves) and then we ask for it back. Just like that. As though we owned it or something.

UW isn't welsh (for the record) :) but nor is RW. So I'm guessing we're all individuals...

(I'm not)

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BerylStreep · 28/01/2014 20:33

Bogey Grin

Someone had to ask.

Bogeyface · 28/01/2014 20:37

So I'm guessing we're all individuals...

(I'm not)

NEWS FLASH!!!

So what are you then? A clone? A member of the Borg collective? David Cameron? Please no,......not David Cameron!

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 28/01/2014 20:48

Bogey, how did you work it out? I am indeed.

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Bogeyface · 28/01/2014 20:51

I feel quite ill now....excuse me....heurghhhh.

Bogeyface · 28/01/2014 20:51

:o:o

Pixel · 28/01/2014 20:54

Apparently welsh was invented by a cat walking across a keyboard. I read it so it must be true Wink.

I had a pony named Cyflym. Other welsh words I know are cariad and ceffyl. You see I've studied yet clearly not got past the Cs.

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 28/01/2014 20:58
Grin

Pixel it is true; a sneezing, flatulent cat.

I bet you know cwtch too.

And cyffuriau?

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MiscellaneousAssortment · 28/01/2014 20:58

What I like (except if you're David Cameron arggh please don't be), is the way you make sure you reply to everyone. It's nice, and friendly, and kind.

I think you're very worth being friends with, and when you are able to get out there and start being you again, alot of people will see that. Oh, unless you're a scheming smarmy politician!

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 28/01/2014 21:01

Misc (can I call you misc? I like to think I can rely on your vote), I may be a scheming, manipulative, millionaire, bastard, but I like to pretend to notice the little people. And pat them on their twee little heads.

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thegreylady · 28/01/2014 21:01

I can say Dim Parcio which might be useful as I wail past the bottom of your drive :)

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 28/01/2014 21:02

Thegreylady, that'll be incredibly useful!

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Pixel · 28/01/2014 21:28

Yes I do I've just googled them

DejaVuAllOverAgain · 28/01/2014 21:29

Just caught up again. Great news about the shed emptying and the update :)

Ahem...you forgot to put me in your list. I'm bringing me, my voice, which could empty Wales never mind your field, and Deja dog. I can also volunteer to work behind the bar having had previous experience, even if it was over 19yrs ago You'll have to direct me to the nearest caravan site though as I don't do camping.

Bogeyface · 28/01/2014 21:32

What I like (except if you're David Cameron arggh please don't be), is the way you make sure you reply to everyone. It's nice, and friendly, and kind.

I like that too, I lose track on the odd long thread I have had, so I admire you immensely for making sure you name check everyone. Makes me feel special!

Unless you are DC, in which case you can fuck the fuck off to Fuckoffshire and then fuck off some more.

But I refuse to believe that DC could even pretend to be so nice as you, I think you might be having us on!

BerylStreep · 28/01/2014 21:32

I thought we were bedding down in the sheds?

Bogeyface · 28/01/2014 21:33

BAGSIE THE BIG SHED!!!!!!!!

Ha!

TheSkiingGardener · 28/01/2014 21:37

I'm afraid the only welsh I know is toiledau and gwasanaethau.

We always had to stop once over the bridge on the way to Merthyr Tydfil you see. DH has a friend there.

DejaVuAllOverAgain · 28/01/2014 21:38

Only if the shed has indoor plumbing and a bed with a mattress.

Bogeyface · 28/01/2014 21:38

I know Ppantygirdll but thats about it.