Do you dunk your penis?

[SaraCrewe]

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

Swish and flick??

Wankardium Leviosa!

I've done that with the popping candy

You do have to be careful though!

LEM that's what I've always wondered too.

Oh no, I won't be able to play with DS and his Chugginggton 'chugwash' without thinking of this now...

Saycool no double dipping!!

You put it in your mouth before, erm, putting it in your mouth.

Apparently.

I have no personal experience of this, but I do have dirty friends.

And no no no to popping candy! That stuff is fierce in your mouth, you suddenly get a huge rock that blasts you! and doesn't it go all sticky and bogging?

Oh god, I can't concentrate on anything else now. So many questions, so little time. OP, I demand you come back and satisfy my curiosity, else it'll be on my mind all day.

Considering the end of the event, sticky and bogging is pretty much what you've got to look forward to any way.

You may as well enjoy some sweets while you're at it.

Ew to popping candy.

I will never be able to eat the Dairy Milk Marvellous Creation again....

What if you're really hungry and accidentally eat some at a vital moment?

does popping candy stick to your tongue then?

i'd be too scared of opening my mouth and it all falling all over the place

combing it out of pubes getting it stuck to the sheets etc

fatpenguin a pee beaker is for dipping oregnany tests into. I'm not alone in this too surely??

I am disgusting but penis beaker goes in the dishwasher. And as for waking up for round two... hahaha! I have a 4 month old, I'm not going to have sex TWICE during valuable sleeping time.

SayCool

i'd be all chomping and scoffing, and DH would be lying there twiddling his thumbs, waiting me to remember i was meant to be eating him not the sweets

we are all going to need one of those cups now with this newfound knowledge as the only popping candy I have tried is chocolate coated.

So does he sit on the edge of the bed, pick up the beaker, dunk and swish? Or does he move over to the sex cleaning station, manoeuvre himself into position, slowly lower his snuffer down into the beaker and rotate his hips?

Don't you have a butler for clean-ups, I thought that's what everyone did?

I am laughing so hard at this thread, esp "fill up the cock beaker" and the mental picture of OP dh doing a Monty Python dance around the bedroom.

I have a sink floppin dh too and I do a wee afterward if I can, as advised by nurse to avoid uti's.
absolutely no penis beakers here

apparently it getting sticky is half the fun as you then have to lick/suck more to clean it up... he did say though that one girl nearly choked coz it started popping in her throat

I would like to point out that when i said friend i actually meant friend who I never had sex with, he just used to forget I wasn't one of the guys and tell me way too much.

Beehatch.

Now have image of Carson from Downton looming over us: 'Has Sir finished? Very good, My Lord. Shall I use the terry cloth or the flannel today?'

I clean my dp with my mouth - all part of the service :)

I am so glad I joined mn. cries with laughter

"Or will Sir require the penis beaker this evening?"

But LEM don't you then need to go and brush your teeth?

or ringing the bell pull and a minion scuttles in with a jug and towel