Do you dunk your penis?

[SaraCrewe]

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

I'd be pretty hurt if DH felt the need to wash his cock after sex, it's only a bit of fanny juice, not battery acid.

I keep meaning to try that! You have it in your mouth while going down on him. Gives him an extra tingly feeling I hear.

Adikia

What am I missing about popping candy . Is this just for eating or is for some sexual thing I haven't considered yet.....

I would have thought popping candy makes oral more fun.

How does he dry it when he gets it out of the water? And doesn't the beaker ever get knocked over? Or at least shaken about a bit so that the water slops out? I want to know all the details here.

OP - no one else has picked up on this so I feel I must ask, what in gods name is a PEE beaker??

How about adapting it and adding handles for a 'hands free' nose bag style?

This is just awful OP, thank you so much!

Yu put popping candy in your mouth before giving oral sex. It's meant to be good.

Come on adikia what was the popping candy for?

I definitely think this needs to go in classics

Oh that would be why Dp bought me a box with ten packs of popping candy in

Kato just use a tommy tippee beaker the lid will prevent spillages. Just rename it dickie dippeee

FatPenguin i think it means a cup you wee in when you're doing a pregnancy test that needs to be dipped in wee.

x-post about the popping canding.

Who needs Wikepedia when we have MN. I learn something new every day .

(except popping candy gives me heart palpitations ..... - I think its gonna give dh some too hehe )

Is it cold water? Does he fill it up from the kitchen sink or the bathroom sink? When you see him walk into the bedroom with a beaker do you have to enquire as to whether this is the penis beaker, or just a "middle-of-the-night-drink" beaker? I am fascinated by this I tell you.

maybe the popping candy is to go into the cock cup?

giving the same effect as adding bicarb to your washing machine?

Guttersnipe, it was in a big pencil case in his work bag.

The popping candy was for use whilst giving head, apparently it also works quite well if he put it on his tounge before going down on a girl.

Pmsl at popping candy what if a bit lodges in the urethra

But what if.... Heaven forbid.... You wake up an hour later in a frisky mood.... Does he dunk again in pre-dunked water?

And who cleans out the beaker in the morning? Do you use the same sponge as for your plates?!

So many questions....

I have this image of all these beakers lined up on the dresser with DH dancing up to each one and popping his cock in, a la Monty Python fish dance....

sara Is this something your DH has always done? Or did you introduce it to him? If so, was it your idea, or did all your exes do it too?

pop pop.

return of mutley laugh and tears

Popping candy???

happydays

Arf @ LEMis

Why am I now trying to visualise the logistics of the dunk? You would need to swish... and dry... OP we do indeed need the flickbook!

at dickie dippee.

wish I'd thought of it

And what about his balls?