Do you dunk your penis?

[SaraCrewe]

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

besides, where am i going to get my lightsaber peen yuks from otherwise. THATS the important question.

Indeed, Mrs K, indeed.

I can do ladylike if i really have to, but otherwise, being that proper all the time is just so... unfeminist/not me/boring.

FeministPixie MrsKoala Speaking as a battle station with a latex allergy who only manages to smash a planet once in every other trilogy, I'm finding this all highly educational.

And keep those damn glowstick rubber lightsabers away from me, they bring me out in a rash :) x

awww, Death Star. it's a shame they don't make the non-latex ones in lightsaber.

Or do they....

therealchurchill

These days he has to wait until I'm asleep. I'm 37 weeks pregnant and I will only tolerate it when I'm comatose. He does try to do it without waking me up bless him.

FeministPixie If they have the technology, now's the opportunity for someone to start manufacturing and marketing them!

:(

Sad google results.

Had to join to add this:

Having spent all last night reading this and literally crying with laughter, I saw an advert for Dunkin Donuts this morning and couldn't help but imagine it places on the rim the penis beaker as a ball-pillow!

I'm just glad it wasn't Krispy Kreme...

I read this thread at work today and spat coffee all over my PC. So effectively, you broke my computer, OP. Thanks

Bloody knob-dunker!

Am I the only one here who is thinking that your lovemaking consists of a perpetual fear of getting a bit messy......???

I'd wait for the mother in law to come round and give her a drink in the beaker!!

Forget dunking....Apart from driving my partner wild during congress what really sets her off after the act is when I wipe my dick on the curtains...a no brainier.

We don't have curtains in the Galactic Empire. If a Stormtrooper feels the need to knock one out on manoeuvres, he has to discreetly dust himself off on the back of an Ewok.

Eurgh. The poo sock is worse!

This feed has just prompted me to join. I haven't laughed so much in a long time!!

I am on the laptop and DP is surfing the net on his phone. English is not his first language. I hadn't mentioned this thread to him at all but he's just said to me with a slightly puzzled expression on his face 'what does beaker mean?' I asked him what he was reading. The Guardian apparently

Hmm. It's getting a bit Boy Better Know in here.

1975Kat LOL. Hiiiiiii mother-in-law dearest. Thanks for all your much needed advice, I really appreciate it. Here, have a glass of water.

We are coming from the same place, but no, we don't have a dedicated penis beaker. We do however have a Ball bowl. Adrian is meticulous with his personal hygiene and hates going to bed with a sticky scrotum, so he likes me to hold up a washing up bowl with luke warm water in and he then squats over of it, gently lowering his testicles into the water and then washes them, he'd much rather do this than was them in the sink.

Lol your all crazy... I just wait for her to go for a wash, then wipe it on her pillow ( job done).

Why would you not dunk your willy?!?
I try and dunk my foo foo too but it usually ends in a spillage.

I did know a bloke who used to wipe his knob on a cuddly toy. His own cuddly toy, I hasten to add, not the baby's.

SaraCrewe so erm! came here via Graham Murkett's new video. (Somegreybloke is fabulous!)

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkDZHavM9kE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZkDZHavM9kE

Guessing this threads going to get a bit of attention

Eww, I'll never complain about the wet patch again!