Do you dunk your penis?

[SaraCrewe]

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

DEATHSTAR

Miles136 is the most dangerous to small boys tackle

He's like

NOM NOM NOM Happy Miles

I just posted this thread on Facebook & the image that comes up is the Blog of the Day photo of mother hugging her son.

It's all bloody wrong.

I have suh a different view of mumsnet now. I have been howling with laughter at this thread. Thank you ladies;-} xx

metro.co.uk/2009/10/01/is-this-the-foot-long-preserved-penis-of-rasputin-454549/
This is a penis beaker, if ever I saw one..

BTW. I only dunk my bicuits in my tea;-]

avaheart [snortbarf] Dear God, no. It looks like a rubber chicken... I used to sing 'Ra, ra, Rasputin, Fell into a slot machine...' And got his wang/dong stuck in it, by the look of things :)

TheRealChurchill Just [barfsowrong]

You missed your opportunity Sara. Someone has started penis beakers on ebay.

No penis beakers in our house. Tissues or loo paper, and a shower if it's been an event .

"beardie you have transformed it into a Japanese tea drinking ceremony"

I think I need Tena lady to read the rest of this thread.

DeathStar

Ummm... www.google.com.au/search?client=ms-android-telstra-au&biw=360&bih=247&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=uZlWUvz2GojdkAWAkoGABA&q=penis+beaker&oq=penis+beaker&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.12...4706.15460.0.16605.24.19.1.1.1.2.439.4081.3j3j4j6j1.17.0....0...1c.1j4.27.mobile-gws-serp..18.6.1206.Q5ZJ6JWTm0w#biv=i%7C27%3Bd%7C6AD5MkRykjjGeM%3A
Maybe this would be more.... Hygienic.....

Pinkman An 'event' - steeplechase? Gymkhana? Dressage? More than a rub-down with horse-blanket and congratulatory slap on the rump required?

Nose-bag, maybe? :)

Holy crap, I need to stop posting on this thread and go back to crushing Rebel scum... lol

avaheart Beaker looks so horrified to appear in those Google Image matches [laughstitches]

LOL toooo Funny - My husband and I have now seen a new business opportunity watch for .... penisbeaker.com - all sizes and shapes with full washing instructions [ for beaker and penis ] LOL WHO KNEW :-)

Nothing useful to add but I have just wet my knickers a little bit.

Omg. That is all.

Beaker's Official Response

I'd explain DeathStar, but it's not Friday.

Beaker's not happy
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armadillosocial Thu 10-Oct-13 13:54:13

"beardie you have transformed it into a Japanese tea drinking ceremony"

really? have I? - well I never - so that's what the Japanese tea drinking ceremony is all about - there was I thinking it was to do with swooshing tea around a cup when all the time it was about dunking and swooshing a penis round a cup/beaker.

Don't suppose they are Japanese are they?

I think you skanky lot who wipe it on t-shirts are far worse than Mr Penis Beaker! Foul! What's wrong with tissues?!

Poor Beaker... Don't think he likes the idea of being set on a bedside table for the purpose of having a Willy dunked into him...
[shocked]
hence the unsettling mental images. [snort]

My new t-shirt. :D

www.redbubble.com/people/pheromonefiend/works/10945249-fill-up-the-penis-beaker

IndiMum24
Omg!! I want one!!

In other news... I think I just peed myself laughing. :P

I came here from fb. Needless to say, this thread is now world-famous.

For the record, I do not fill my penis beaker with water. I fill it with milk, for instant refill.