Do you dunk your penis?

[SaraCrewe]

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

To each his own but very clinical. As i have to get up anyway, I use the bathroom, wet one half hand towel with warm soapy water and deliver it when I return. Use other half of towel for drying. A gesture he greatly appreciates and some intimacy is retained. First time we slept together he was so impressed....imagine the points you will score by trying the same. Sometimes though we jump in the shower together if we have to be up early.

why share this with the world? I'm not sure it's for real.

loolaalol & minkster You're welcome... If this feeding frenzy is anything to go by... (just wait until 2:00 minutes in!)

The 'Jaws' music makes all the difference... :)

wetting*

why share this with the world? I'm not sure it's for real.

butterfuyinahurricane..here, have a sip of

What the actual frig???

This is the funniest thing I've ever read on the internet, bravo!

?????? his bloody funny!!!!! X

why share this with the world? I'm not sure it's for real
But I want to believe...just like Santa is real

Funny, though... Now that I think about it...

Bunson was green, breaker was kinda, ginger.

And now I have an even worse mental image.

I feel really boring now. Is there a market out there for a non-spill fit-all-sizes bendy penis-dunker I wonder? Maybe with a little drying unit attached? Low spin only?

I'm thinking of going for a Fifty Shades of upgrade from the fish-pedicure-in-a-glass-by-the-bed. Gentlemen - cower, and witness the munching power of this armed and fully operational Ballcutter Pacu Cleaning Station

Beware if your laydee has an interest in tropical fish!!

mardy you did miss the one about penis swiping though.
thankfully it did not become an Internet sensation (as I was quite involved) but it was bloody funny nevertheless!

I laughed so much reading these threads last night I peed myself! DS kept asking what on earth could be so funny, incidentally DH uses my towelling hair turban which conveniently hangs within easy reach of the bed,

tell the truth... He just wiggled his Wagner in the fish bowl, doesn't he?!?

And then, out of nowhere, comes the funny yet shocking picture of piranhas having more than they can bite off..

Apparently those ballcutter fish incidents were in Dong Thap. Now, if only they had a 'dong tap' installed in their bedrooms, they wouldn't need to go swimming with dong-munching fish...

*I'm thinking of going for a Fifty Shades of upgrade from the fish-pedicure-in-a-glass-by-the-bed. Gentlemen - cower, and witness the munching power of this armed and fully operational Ballcutter Pacu Cleaning Station

Beware if your laydee has an interest in tropical fish!!*

That wasnt a mysterious fish, That was Mile136

TheRealChurchill Miley who?

I thought that was ball-wrecker, not ballcutter... :)

My cousin who lives in the US had heard of this thread.

OP you are truely international. I'm off to pound land ...

everybody's jiggling, cause jiggling just fine.

I've obvs been hiding under a rock for two days, to miss this gem of a thread! Saw the term #penisbeaker on Twitter last night but forgot to investigate... and now, this Crying with laughter and even roped my colleague in, who is now giggling away at 'knob bucket'. How glad I am to have abandoned BabyCentre in favour of MN

I do hope its a non spill beaker such as my toddlers have, or at the very least be one with a lid as imagine the yucky mess should it be accidentally knocked over in the night. I wonder how the persons OH feels now knowing that his strange and unusual habit has caused such hilarity across the internet, I mean if he hasn't cottoned on that its about him and is thinking that there is someone else with the same strange habit he cant fail to notice that the rest of society finds it bizarre.

Been on MN for 9 years and had never had such trouble getting on until yesterday, then I discover by non-mum friends on FB that this thread had gone viral - must be the funniest thread I've ever read, absolute classic!!!

Oh and another question I have is. Do you leave the clean up area laid out permanently or do you put it away the next morning and only get it out and laid out when your tipped the wink that one or other of you fancies a bit? Is the laying out of the clean up area part of the build up and is there a ritual involved? Is he the only one who does the dunking of his little friend or do you sometimes share the experience and give it a good dunking for him?

Ah on another note perhaps you should pop a large mixing bowl of water and a potty on the sex table, then you can pee into the potty and have a dunking of your own in the mixing bowl - neither of you has to leave the bed and the dunking can be a shared thing.

beardie you have transformed it into a Japanese tea drinking ceremony.