Do you dunk your penis?

[SaraCrewe]

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

Eeee - I'm now hearing the theme tune to 'Jaws' :)

I have to add

This is way to funny just joined mums net to say thank you for brightening up my day.

Deathstar I cannot stop laughing now! How am I meant to get any work done today with this thread?

A whole new definition if drinking from the furry cup!

minkster Imagine walking into someone's bedroom and seeing a glass with one of those munchers in it waiting on the bedside table... Fifty Shades of Fish Pedicure...

Why don't you just swallow?

Oh gstar69 I just spat my coffee all over the other half laughing at that comment now hes asking to see whats so funny!

Sorry, but a cup would not be enough, I would have to use a long stem vase. God help me if its dark and I find by accident my wife had put roses in it. Hmmm. But what if its cunnilingus, do I drink the water afterward or should I rinse and spit?

We are presently in talks with NASA

Hardly, they are essentially shut down bar the Space Station crew and support staff.

Unless there's some needs up there we should know about...

tries to clean up image of astronauts wanking on the space station and floating sperm

DeathStar That has finished me off

I have been away from mumsnet for almost a year due to personal reasons and I have to say this is exactly why I am glad to be back

Lweji Probably more sperm floating around in space than satellite debris.

...armedandfullyoperationalwankstationsnigger :)

I can't help but get a mental image of Beaker from the Muppets, dunking his dicky in a mug like a tea bag. :-# dying of stomach ache laughter here.

or for a little added class?

I don't dunk. After the act, my better half goes to the bathroom to clean up, and comes back with a warm wet facecloth, with which she wipes me down. The highlight is I get a kiss on the head - this has now become a ritual - something special between us i look forward to.

Y'all should just lick it up and that would solve the problem

Looking forward to the clip for the wanking station.

Built by Howard.

geek

I tend to have a box of paper tissues, btw.

I was pointed to this thread by a friend on Farcebook (no - that's not a typo!), and just had to sign up in case i miss any more hilarity...

I love the concept of a 'Dedicated Cleaning Station'. it sounds like something one would find in the Argos catalogue and who knows, there might be one in the next edition. What's the betting it will need batteries...

Lweji Toilet station TOE & THIGH RESTRAINTS???

All that fuss - we could have saved NASA so much money by just introducing them to the special bedside Vacuum Beaker...

Erm, can't say we do...

Do Members of Parliament use the Beaker of the House of Commons?

I saw this on the Telegraph site and had to register.

I DEFINITELY do not have a Penis Beaker, and don't know anyone who does!

If anyone does feel the need to have some, a local company near me are selling them! Classic!

www.wholesaleclearance.co.uk/wholesale-joblot-keep-him-clean-penis-beaker.htm

DeathStar the very thought "fish penii-cure" omg lost it now!

One of my exes would have needed an egg cup

fairylee

Weting myself