Do you dunk your penis?

[SaraCrewe]

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

MrsMHanger I am puzzled by what possible innuendo there could be in my poor pussy getting stuck in a post coital washing vase, legs flailing.

This has made my day. Nope, no penis dunking beaker - now or ever. To each their own tho. :-)

God im crying

In support of the OP, although my DH does not have a Penis Beaker, I can fully understand that the pre'DICK'ament could arise depending if you have an en-suite bathroom or not, we have, so no problem both dashing naked to clean up simultaneously, however if you have a shared family bathroom, Im sure you wouldn't want to bump into the any of the kids on the landing during a 'post-coital dripping dick dash!', so in this instance I guess the Beaker would be handy!

Hilarious!
Poor old Sara Crewe and poor old Mumsnet.

Not sure if anyone has thought of this yet. But how about a whole series of penis beakers filled to different levels.

They could then serve the dual purpose of being used to play the glasses (obviously by rubbing said penis around the rim of each glass) as a serenade pre-sex.

You could call it.....The Cockenspiel!

I rest my case.

my boyfriend always joked that he would wipe on the curtains... We got blinds in our new place.

"I think the [beaker] has to mean, "no, it really is just you, sorry"."

ha ha. YES!!

Just read this thread start to finish.

I will never look at my night-time glass of water in the same way again.

Im going to drag my two sons past the plastic cups in Ikea from now one. A bit like dragging them through Soho when in London.

OMG, have never been so glad to be a lesbian!

Omg, the T-shirts.
OP hope you are ok.

I wonder if there are any cleaners going at the sight of innocent bedside beakers this morning!

I love the concept of a spunk tent and I would definitely get that trademarked before Millets nick your million dollar idea. I've often heard the same technique referred to as a wankerchief.....anyway enough of all this smut I've got to get back to finding out if Crocky and Ra Ra the appropriately named "very noisy Lion",can find their way in the jingly jangly jungle in time for Pufty's birthday party.Ra Ra will probably do his standard technique of ryhming his way out of whatever fairly low level crisis he and whoevers turn it is to accompany him have find themselves in and it will culminate with them all repeating his ryhme and doing some fake laughing to bring the episode to a natural end.But to be honest I'm finding it a bit of a tense of one today.

This is the funniest thing I have read and seen
Check out Penis Beaker T-Shirts

Shame on you ladies...

Surely you should be treating the device with a little more respect, dunking it in water will knacker up the batteries, or if you are mains powered water and electricity really don't mix!

A t-shirt! Is it real thing you can buy? OP, what is your DHs opinion on his new found fame?

Have to admit me and the OH use babywipes. We do have a chest of drawers filled up with our "essentials" but I think they might be for another thread ;-)

Once, my other half has done this once. In a pint glass. This event was closely precceded by my giving him a blowie with a mouth-full of chilli vodka. :)

You know you're getting lucky when you're other half bring THREE glasses of water to the bedroom.

Oi oi she's only gone and brought in a bonus dunking glass!

This thread has made my week! But I am getting worried about OP......

yegodsandlittlefishes pffft i've just fell off the bed laughing so hard at your flailing pussy!

InquisitiveOH The Cockenspiel?? absolute genius

The office topic of the day

Aye I hope the OPs alright.

Minions bloke wipes his mangina on a pair of pants in the wash bin, or on his wife's cheek when she's on the loo at 'head' height to him...