Do you dunk your penis?

[SaraCrewe]

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

"Who said romance is dead ?"

SNAP!!! We're dippers too. I call my H dairylea (because he's always dunkin'!!!)

Having only read 3 pages of this, I might be not the first to suggest this, but surely it's obvious! Mumsnet scarf for the girls, P D Mug for the boys. Christmas sorted.

oh dear- my ex used an eggcup to keep the important area clean, but a beaker... that is strange! :)

I have used a flask and bowl, beaker sounds good but is there an alternative for girls

Have u tried condoms?? Cos u really should... please dont ever produce children cos they are also messy and quite often sticky!!

So many hilarious posters tonight.

You WILL dispense with the cock mug before your 4mo is old enough and curious enough to drink out of it, I promise you :P

I just lie there all sticky till my morning shower. So shoot me. :)

Just changed my browser to google chrome. Tapped in Mumsnet, must have typed a letter after it in error as Mumsnet almost crashes due to voyeurs on penis beaker thread Telegraph headline came up. Couldnt believe my eyes , now I see its true..the penis beaker is famous!! why oh why does the good stuff happen when I turn my back for a few hours not that im a voyeur

What does he do once hes dunked? Is it air dried or does he shake? And what body fluids r u producing that make him so sticky that he cant wait for u to finish in the loo?

Yeah, you're definitely in a class of one with this particular habit OP.

I've never had anything like enough mess to justify this even though I'm gay.

But hey, if this is your idea of intimacy, who am I to argue?

@Hogwash

So disappointed to see that there's not a penis-beaker smiley yet. Come on MNHQ!

What would it mean?

this guy needs to get out more!

We can tell your DC is too young to let himself into your bedroom. This special display of sex kit out on the table will end when you come upstairs during a suspicious silence and find Teddy having a tea party using the Willy Beaker.

I got as far as the latest book suggestion "That's not my...Penis Beaker, the glass is too deep" , before completely losing it.

I have told DH that no Penis Beaker will ever cross our threshold unless Cath Kidston starts doing them, p'raps with a nice vintage floral pattern, in which case he can have one on his side.

Although we fall into the Shag, Snore, Slattern demographic, I am in awe - not just at the Jizz Jug, but at the concept of a whole CLEANING STATION. I want it to be on a trolley that you can wheel from room to room whenever you feel all overcome. And I want the implements to be laid out neatly on a stainless steel tray, and at right angles as though they might be vaguely medical. Say it's so OP

Justine- it would mean "legendary thread, please move to Classics"

Go on. Pleeeease.

The OP hasn't posted all evening and her DP must know by now that his spunk 'n' dunk habits are plastered all over the internet. I hope they're not deeply embroiled in some penis beaker crisis...

Thank goodness that Sara Crewe is an alias or everyone who reads this and knows someone called Sara Crewe would be imagining her fella dipping his cock in the beaker of lukewarm water and struggling to get the rolled up bits of wet tissue off it to put in the little bin - grim!

After that appetising thought, hopefully they don't want to give too much thought to what she is up to in the bathroom! :-D

just for you slightlyjaded pretty

DH double dipped tonight. He has to use a pint glass