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Do you dunk your penis?

995 replies

SaraCrewe · 08/10/2013 09:16

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

OP posts:
psychomum5 · 09/10/2013 22:23

This has me howling with laughter, and being glared at by sickboy (ds2) who is currently camped in our room and trying to settle.

Best line so far tho for me... " You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink."

GrinGrinGrin

GladGran · 09/10/2013 22:29

Tissues all round. One to wipe up (me) one for him, then second shoved up me to catch the drips and night, night.

GladGran · 09/10/2013 22:35

Sara, do you do it every night, as you are so organised, or do you live in hope? Or were you a Girl Scout?

cooperv1 · 09/10/2013 22:38

Gosh, how strange! We use our penis dunk glass BEFORE and NOT after 'relations'. If my husband shows any sign of slight arousal, I immediately make him plunge his 'Bob Johnson' into a glass full of ice water. I generally find that does the trick. Occasionally I add a couple of shots of Tabasco just to be sure!

MamaGeorgia · 09/10/2013 22:43

"Plunges his knob into Beaker." WHAT?!

www.claireramus.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/beaker-muppet2.jpg

GOLDENLiquidAngel · 09/10/2013 22:47

Aaaand you've made it into urban dictionary

Grin

Also nethuns.

Best. Thread. Ever. I've got stomach ache from laughing so much

Donkeyok · 09/10/2013 22:51

Oh no my cup is the same as the green beaker in the M N downloadable poster.
I think I may have to fling it in the bin. It will taste funny now.

questionner · 09/10/2013 22:55

I see a line from Emma Bridgewater in appropriate vessels....perhaps 'starry starry dunkin dick nights' or 'I love you more than......' 1/2 pint and 1 pint vessels......

Personalised mugs, cups and beakers. And melamine for sex outside?

InsultingBadger · 09/10/2013 22:56

Ha ha ha ha crying at 'willy cup' Grin

CuriousLoveMuscle · 09/10/2013 22:57

Iv'e always wanted to ask someone but it never seemed an appropriate time ...until now. I have noticed that in all my Muslim friends houses there is always a bottle of mineral water and a beaker, either a plastic one or one with a design, never the less its always the same beaker.

It was only when i started working in a shop full of mainly Muslims that i just had to ask one of the girls i was close to, they said sometimes women need to drink water while they pee ...ok fine

The males however said it was a ritual to do with Muslims like washing your feet but generally avoided the question ...since i am not a Muslim ill have to take their word for it.

I think this penis beaker phenomenon might not be so isolated after all.

What i didn't want to ask was, do you have to pour the water into the beaker and then dunk the penis? Or pour the water from the cup over the penis, is so why not just use the bottle.

I asked a non Muslim girl working with us and she said, "is to clean my fanny init cos everyone touches the toilet paper"

CuriousLoveMuscle · 09/10/2013 23:00

i forget to mention that the beaker and bottle of water were in the toilet.

FrightRider · 09/10/2013 23:01

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seesawdog · 09/10/2013 23:13

We grab the closest towel... I don't really see the need for a dunk? Perhaps baby wipes would work better? Surely he would need to wipe it aswell else he'll just have a wet chilly willy dripping all over the carpet...?

NoSleepforAYear · 09/10/2013 23:15

lol, do not just have a packet of baby wipes to hand??

Blondeshavemorefun · 09/10/2013 23:15

Golden liquid - urban dictionary is very educational

Always rem learning not to urban / google dragon butter Grin

ItsSoooFluffy · 09/10/2013 23:15

Greatest thread ever!

Cuddlydragon · 09/10/2013 23:16

My DH brings a glass of water to bed every night. I thought he was thirsty but maybe he's hopefully. Brew MNHQ, a beaker smiley purrrrrrlease.

jinglejungle · 09/10/2013 23:20

I've stopped breathing Grin

AndThatsWhatIThinkOfYou · 09/10/2013 23:22

hahahaha just read telegraph piece in the penis breaker, I hope your name isn't actually sara crew Grin Grin

FriendofDorothy · 09/10/2013 23:26

I embarrassingly snorted my tea out of my nose whilst reading this in firing of my aunts.

BillyBoy1000 · 09/10/2013 23:27

To liven up Halloween, do you pop an apple in the bottom of the beaker and get him to dunk for it?

TripTrapTripTrapOverTheBridge · 09/10/2013 23:28

It's made it onto The Telegraph and Mirror sites too,op does your hubby know yet?

britt2013 · 09/10/2013 23:30

Alternatively unless you are trying for a baby then why not get him to put a sock on it ( condom ) saves time n mess

EdwiniasRevenge · 09/10/2013 23:31

So we have

Viagra to get it up
Penis beaker to shrivel it up...

Samoo · 09/10/2013 23:33

I wonder.. Does double dunking your penis in a willy beaker count on the same levels of wrongness, as double dipping your spring rolls?