Do you dunk your penis?

[SaraCrewe]

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

For some odd reason have

cadbury,s cream egg slogan in my head but instead of how do you eat yours? How do you dunk yours?

Which reminds me of biscuits-mumsnet+biscuits=tricky topic!

shes not seriously been banned has she?? why??? shes made so many peoples day and gave mumsnet alot of publicity!lol

OP , what about if you have the urge to entertain yourselves 'al fresco ? '. Do you have a travel mug ? Is it a tall thin type or just the average mug size ? With a lid ?
Excellent this thread has made me laugh so much

Oh my god op I hope you are ok, I cannot imagine you had any idea how this would go - it's all over t'interweb!!

Would never have thought ths morning that by the end of the day I would be laughing hysterically about penis dunking!!

Had a rubbish day, but this as cheered me up no end.

Can't believe the poundland beaker either, like his penis doesn't even deserve a naice beaker

I hope you're alright op.

Travel mug - arf

Sara sweetie
You sound like a bit of a prude (though I suppose if you've only ever slept with hubby then that's not surprising)
Next time, rather than dunking why not try licking him clean (and vice versa).
You'd be surprised at how much fun that can be

DH takes a new cup if water to bed every night and rarely drinks much of the water. What with being slatterny these cups tend to pile up until our cleaner moves them. By Fridays there is seven half full cups. I hope and pray she is not a MNer.

God I fancy a Dibdab now

OP I thank you. Your DH's famous knob dunk will be long remembered as 'the thing that makes my sex life look normal'

BTW how do you make a woman scream during sex.

Wipe yer willy on the curtains.

Only on page 15, gunna be late picking girls up from brownies - no penis beaker in this house, dh goes to bathroom, I grab a towel have a good old wipe ha!

PenisBeaker has broken MN.

It has entered common parlance.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's in the next edition of the OED.

I just put mn into google and its come up as too result in the daily mirror, how hilarious.

Um there's a penisbeaker halloween costume available

usvsth3m.com/post/63554582577/get-instructions-for-your-diy-penis-beaker-halloween

usvsth3m.com/post/63554582577/get-instructions-for-your-diy-penis-beaker-halloween

Dh just walked through the door, I asked him, he said that it's something he's never considered and that it's just lazy!!! (Phew!!!)

So this is the penis thread that nearly crashed MNs servers. Ha ha ha ha ha ha a cleaning station station for the penis.... Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

www.telegraph.co.uk/women/mother-tongue/10367709/Mumsnet-creaks-under-the-strain-of-penis-beaker.html

Love the penis beaker costume but really the beaker needs to be green!

Me and DH are scuzzy, neither of us wash or dunk afterwards.

Feeling lucky spunk punk?

the things you read on mumsnet!

giggles like a child

the things you read on mumsnet!

giggles like a child

Dear Sara. I was chatting with my DH about if he thought he should have a penis beaker? and he made a valid point, what if we went away?

So I have to ask you, Do you take the beaker with you when you go on your Holidays?

PB, I salute you! You've brought us a lot of good cheer today AND raised a vital topic - what does one do with all that gunk?

For the record, we don't dunk but we do have a post-match clean-up drawer filled with manky old muzzies, tea towels and the like - although after this DH will possibly be asking for an upgrade...go forth and dunk.