Do you dunk your penis?

[SaraCrewe]

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

WHAT HAVE YOU STARTED?!

Never mind the Care crisis or the whereabouts of SYria's chemical weapons....we all want to know....... WHAT IS A MUFF SIEVE?

Posted a link to this on FB and got an immediate response from my 20 year old DD: "MUM WTF"

dingit That has finished me off completely!!!

I can't wait to tell DH that his penis broke mumsnet

Do you think you'll either be able to look at said penis beaker the same again, OP?

Holy shit. I shared on my FB page, my dd is 15

this is just getting too funny. who the hell calls a cup a beaker anyway?

Well dingit, it's one of Facebook's rules - embarrass your teenagers at every possible opportunity.

I joined just to post this

It's much bigger than a cup allchat (you're welcome DH).

I will never be able to look at penis beaker again. I might sell it to a weirdo on ebay (it won't be the worst thing I've seen on there) and use the money to buy some baby wipes. And a new identity.

What happens if you're not in the bedroom? Have you got dedicated clean up stations in every room? And what if you're out and about? I've been thinking about this since yesterday, I still have unanswered questions.

If you are alfresco, wipe with a dickleaf ( geddit?)

Good point, Juan. There is definitely a gap in the market for a portable penis beaker, perhaps sold as a camping accessory. You can get foldable dog bowls for hiking with your dog, and something similar could be sold for those mid-hike shags. It is tiresome having to clean up with bracken.

I still also have so many unanswered questions ........

Like what does he dry it with after he dunks it, who empties it & when, who fills it up & when, why can't he go to the bathroom anyway, what about the, ahem, residue in his pubes - that's the stickiest bit & it won't ALL fit in the beaker will it? Or is it a very wide mouthed beaker?

so basically dh dunks his dick in a beaker after sex

is it a big one

beaker that is - not dick - pmsl

or maybe have an overflow problem

loo roll and a wipe here and then a cuddle and drift off to sleep ......

and obv roll over onto dp side while having sex so that he gets the damp spot

Crying here!!!

I think people are being very harsh here. Its a great idea! It is both hygienic and very practical, it can also be used for soaking your false teeth, if you're of that age of course.

Someone needs to nominate the OP for secret santa and send her a years supply of baby wipes. Or if we are feeling really generous, pay to have a bidet fitted.

Penisbeaker, what happens if your not at home when te feeling takes you?

The Poke has just posted a link to this thread on FB. Soz if I'm late to this news.

Surely this is one for Classics??

Op he needs to go up in the world now the penis beaker is out there. A dunk and dry is the only way to go. A 2 in beaker with a dryer for his optimum use.

I am baffled! The Internet must be pretty bored today.

Just as an aside... "We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking" - if all this including a small bin fits on an area of your bedside table HOW BIG IS THE TABLE?

waves to all my facebook friends

Ever wish you'd kept quiet? :)

I guess if they are shagging out doors he dunks his willy in a puddle.