Do you dunk your penis?

[SaraCrewe]

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

if it helps, we dnt use a condom, so i always have a pack of baby wipes beside bed, so as i can run to bathroom without it all dripping down my leg, and he wipes himself off

Laughing so much I'm biting my pillow so as not to wake DH.

Ta-Da !!

AMAZED this has gone to classics, it's not even that funny! It's just a cockwash!

Penis beakers, pillow biting and it's not even Friday...

reeling at the thought of what's swishing around in the dishwasher, and is it an equal opportunity household - does one take turns in beaker clean-up duties? Most of all thank you for sharing - who knew I would have to consider this topic... ever!

I just use dhs dirty boxer shorts, failing that a speedy trip to the loo does the trick, but a cup, eww what if someone drank it

As for dh his pants just go back on to wipe up, ahem, any spillage

He needs one of these

this has made me laugh, how funny

we both just go separately to the toilet after and use baby wipes and shower in the morning, never ever heard of anything like a penis beaker but it makes for fun and entertaining reading, this is hilarious!

jezza!

This thread is very enlightening! I did wonder why DH swapped his short bedside tumbler for a long glass. He denies it, and just said 'nah, just wipe your cock with your sock'

Should we all be looking for shopping lists with "penis beaker" on it now? (Maybe we should all leave fictitious lists with "penis beaker" in the middle of it in supermarkets this week and start a new trend...).

This thread is hilarious! I've cried my eye make-up off twice so far and I'm now running 15 minutes late for my appointment with my shrink. I may just cancel it :D

And still no word regarding the muff sieve??

Beaker? Surely a hi ball glass would be better?!

Only dunking in our bedroom is biscuits in tea on Sundays
Penis dunking goes on in the bathroom. Sports bottle for drinking water is a good move!

I don't have a dedicated cup. Sometimes i'll just spit into an empty crisp packet and lower myself into it carefully.

It's not a post sex dunk but I have a friend who was obsessed with having a boy baby. She used to make her husband dip his knob in a glass of water with bicarb in it morning and night before and after work while they were ttc! It was referred to as 'knob dip'.
They had a special beaker which they have since destroyed! It did not have a slogan on it.

For the record... no we don't. I am moderately paranoid that at some point a policeman with a black light will scan my sheets and think what a slovenly housekeeper so there is a bit of clean up.

I still can't get over that is says YOUR penis.

I don't think I have heard anything so absurd, I mean this is piss funny but ridiculous!
Penis beaker!!! Jesus wept!

How hard is it makes Chandleresque drum noise to pop to the bathroom for a bit of loo roll for him and a quick wipe for you? A designated area? You must be at it like bunnies you lucky filthy cow

this thread is now being discussed on Twitter by quite a few 'celebs'.....amazing

omg i was having a shit day until
i read this !! thanks for the entertainment !! one little tip .. some things are better left unsaid??

Next to my four post I have a velvet box full of various silks which I use to clean Rupert.