Do you dunk your penis?

[SaraCrewe]

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

I still want to know about the muff sieve.....

DD1 has just asked me what's so funny...reduced to Muttley sniggers here.

Stop making me laugh! I have bronchitis & it hurts!

Just told DP about this thread.

He thinks penis beaker is a brilliant idea

Muff sieve wtf? where is that mentioned?

OMG! My Mother always had a glass of milk at the side of the bed, well that's what she said it was when she would ask me to fetch it for cleaning, it was always cheesy.

ahh. 'milk'

Now you know.

A man after sex was quite silly
Grabbed a beaker and dunked in his willy
He found her false teeth
In the water beneath
And now they've renamed him Jilly.

Im not disclosing the secrets of my muff sieve as you all laughed at op's penis beaker and im sensitive. However, I am willing to pm about quim combs.

Men all over Britain (and beyond) will be experimentally dangling their todgers in beakers tonight as a result of this thread DH already has

I hope you're satisfied op

Only about 10 comments in but had to post to say arf at RevelsRoulette whole response

No, I have never ever heard of this.

Well I never...fancy dunking your junk in a beaker!

DP and I are lazy feckers, neither of us bother with anything after dtd, we just fall asleep

Oh sweet jesus! I might pee laughing. Ds1 keeps looking at me like this

Thank you op

Crying with laughter here......just wondering what on EARTH you lot use for search terms on Google to come up with those links!!!!

how about this for washing?

This link comes with a health warning: Do not click if you have a fear of fishy things

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And DH has just announced 'Daddy's going DUNKING!'

Eww.

I asked DH 'what would you think if I said penis beaker?'

His reply was an x rated version of Sesame Street.....

DH looked disgusted... He said you can clean nothing by dunking, think what happens when you put a paintbrush in a water jar...

This has gone viral! I was summoned here by a shared facebook post!
There is never a need to have a clean up if you make sure you finish on his side and leave him the wet patch! There is a need for a wipe then we just use the clothes that are on the floor next to the bed that we have 'usually' just taken off. If you put them in the laundry basket first you have a major OCD problem! lol

Ha Ha this is great. I this what 50 shades is like.... When he threw me onto the bed he knocked his dunking cup over. When he pulled out he wiped it on the curtain so I sat on his pillow.

you may change your name, but only if you change it to penisbeaker.

Is this your DH?

@OP...can I make a suggestion for the coming winter months. Why not use a thermos instead to keep the water nice and warm..nothing more certain to wake him up with a jolt than dipping his dick in a beaker full(or half full as discussed earlier) of ice cold water. A thermos will probably be roomier and if you can find a neck which just fits him, he can plug it with his balls (unless he likes to dunk them too but you never mentioned this) while he rather luxuriously swishes his dick around in warm swirling water. A much cleaner dick, and Ill bet a happier one too ..which is all good since youre married to him
Im loathe to leave you having to get up and go to the bathroom while you DH is too lazy to get out of bed and I do think you should have something you can call your own. www.completecareshop.co.uk/disability-elderly-aid-large/8920/happy_pee_.html?gclid=CNGyprG1iLoCFXMbtAodKgkAVA

I was supposed to be going to bed...just sat in actual tears of laughter at this one. "Grab your beaker, you've pulled" finished me off