Do you dunk your penis?

[SaraCrewe]

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

Sara, next time you must set off for the bathroom as usual, then stand outside the bedroom door for 30 seconds before re-entering on the spurious grounds that you have forgotten something, so that you can see exactly how he performs the knob wash and report back!

Good grief, if I saw someone advancing on my foof with a mouthful of crackling sweets I'd kick him in the face.
That can't be hygenic.

No knob dunking here. Wipe with a tissue, and then wash the tissue stuck all over his willy off in the morning.

Hundreds of women are going to eye their OH's very suspiciously tonight if they even dare enter the bedroom carrying a vessel of any description!

They'll either burst out laughing or zip up their onesies!

Here it's - 'yay, the baby's asleep, I'd better get on MN and find out more about penis beakers' .....

Omg- my OH can barely drink out of a beaker without dribbling it down his front, I dread to think of the splashing cocky mess that would ensue if he tried to waggle his knob in one.......;)

The tricorn hat and the jam jar full of cloudy water has finished me off. I can no longer breathe for laughing

Please, please, pleeeeaaasssee tell us what the other necessary equipment is! I feel like all my sexual conquests to date have been severely lacking as I've never needed more than a condom, a bit of tissue and a wee!

Adds a whole new definition to the word cocktail.

Still18 you have just won Mumsnet.

I think I'm going to regret asking this but how, where and when is the penis beaker washed?

In the dishwasher, apparently!

Top rack.

so all the salty goodness can drip down onto the rest of the dishes.

I'm never going for dinner at her house.

Off course. It's bright green plastic. Plastic things always have to go in the top rack or they disintegrate more quickly.

Of course, even.

I thought I was unusual with my muff sieve but im practically ordinary.

With your what now?

what on earth do you keep up your muff that requires sieving?

Waaaaah! [laughwee]

I was just getting back in control of my face when hiddenhome posted her viakal tip

[laughcry]

Muff sieve?

No OP I never dunk my penis. (It doesn't exist) Is it a common activity among other female individuals?

Does he put Steradent in it?

beaker?

I am CRYING at my desk. I am going to have to tell my colleagues I am upset about something and never explain...

This is BIZARRE! I've been around the block in my youth and never ever come across this! With DH I do go to the loo after - but mostly for cystitis avoidance - and he goes to sleep... It's just our bed after all and we shower first thing in the morning and change the sheets regularly! If he needs to he wipes on the pants he's taken off which are chucked straight in the laundry...

Who knew. Dh and I normally just roll over and start snoring.
What a different world you all live in.