Do you dunk your penis?

[SaraCrewe]

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

Thank god for condoms!

Washing in the sink is boak too.
Not as boak as the beaker though.

SouthernComforts I know! I have a lot of the same questions!

I can imagine a argument ending with 'and you can put that penis beaker away for starters!'

Or romantic nights:

'Get your penis beaker, you've pulled'

and dash around gathering all the necessary equipment, including penis beaker. It's really romantic.

Pray tell, what other necessary equipment do you have

Kato, I read that as ACDC.

Had image of all the soldiers striding out to the trenches to Back in Black.

here you go!

It has phrases too! 'Oooh that tickles!'

HAHA! SayCool!

'Get your penis beaker, you've pulled hahaha!

Pray tell, what other necessary equipment do you have No, you're all too mean!

I am crying with laughter.

What really gets me is that SaraCrewe is, of course,

A Little Princess

(Posting that with humor, OP )

'And you can put your penis beaker away for starters!'

Actually laughed out loud at that.

"the baby is asleep! let's shag! quick!" when mine were that little it was more like "Yay, the baby is asleep, I'm going to eat something in peace and go to sleep!"

I stick my fanjo in a salad spinner and hope for the best.

*BigW" ha ha ha ha ha (cannot stop laughing at this thread)

Is there a jolly slogan on side of said beaker?

'Keep calm and rinse your shlong?'
'You don't have to be a sex hygiene maniac to live here but it helps'

Saracrewe I wish you were my friend you sound ace!

Oooh SaraCrewe you made it to Classics!!

Oh dear. This information could have substantial ramifications into our knowledge of the ancient beaker peoples.

Oh noooooo! I definitely have to NC now.

Classics!

I've poked myself in the eye from crying at this thread.

wouldn't his balls knock against the glass cause a wave?

Gives a whole new slant on the Beaker People.

Haven't laughed so much in ages

This is the funniest thread I've ever read!

I won't ever think of Tracy Beaker in the same way now and every time I see Philip Glenister on the TV I won't think of him saying 'Fire up the Quattro' it'll be 'Fill up the Beaker'

Genius!

I stick my fanjo in a salad spinner and hope for the best

That actually made me choke on my coffee!!!

I have visions of the cock cup being held by a swiss woman saying "ooh ambasadoor wiz zis spunk water you are really spoiling uz" whilst a naked man in a tricorn hat slowly rotates his appendage in a jam jar full of cloudy water. Have I gone too far? I fear so.

GeraldineAubergine You just sit down dear - I'll put the kettle on and make us a nice cup of tea.