To pelt my cakes at this mum's head in the playground this afternoon? <fume>

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

The school are having a cake sale tomorrow and have BEGGED for donations of cakes. They have been Facebooking about how desperate they are all week as they want to make a dent in the £12,000 target needed for some new play equipment in the playground. One might think that flogging cakes at 30 pee each is not the way to make a dent but that's another thing...

I am pushed for time this week but I thought I could do some cornflake easter nests with some mini eggs on top as a quick alternative to baking and frosting two dozen fairy cakes. So I went out and bought the stuff (which I reckon cost more than they will get from the sales tbh) Then I replied to one of the FB begging messages saying "I will bring some cornflake easter nests tomorrow, will have about 40" Then one of the PTA wimmin replied "Ha ha! That's great but be prepared to take most of them home as they don't sell as well as real cakes."

Fuck. You. Bitch.

:(

AND NOW

"I won't be doing my lemon drizzle cake either."

Oh God...

Ha ha ha!!!!
This is ace.

She's read this.

She's seen this thread, hasn't she.

Hmmm - she is backpedalling .

or is she here !

This is awkward.

Hells yeah!
And is trying to make OP look like the charity-crushing baddie!

Hahahaha.

She wasn't being sarcastic, no way.

Hahahaa LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE

Deffo not....or she was being sarcastic in such a subtle way that....errrrrr.....no, she wasn't being sarcastic.

No, you didn't get it wrong.
But good on her for bare faced cheek.

Still at "cunt bunting" FFS!
I'm trying to sleep!

I did initially wonder if it was a bad attempt at joking (because it's the type of thing I'd do then realise my tone didn't carry over fb IYSWIM) but the lemon drizzle... She's totally seen this I think.

I'm trying to work.....
This is too good.

She is backpedaling. Don't listen to her.

She is probably crying as we speak in her slightly grubby kitchen having squeezed 4 lemons for her triumphant cake, she is now sobbing as she hurls the juice down the sink because she has been upstaged by some crispy cakes.

Sorry PTA lemon lady, but you know you were being a twat!

Lemon juice and tears......and bitter, bitter defeat....
With a bit of bile....

If she turns up tomorrow with loads of cupcakes with letters on spelling M A R M A L A D E I S A C U N T you will know you have been rumbled.

Is she one of us?

Btw, not me because my lemon drizzle cake is fabulous.

To be fair,it must be pretty shit to read a thread like this, and have that horrible sinking realisation that it is about you...

Get to sleep, ETB.

You have SO been rumbled!

GetOeuf I have laughed coffee all down myself at that imagery. You naughty woman.

Now go and make your cornflake cakes.

And FGS make them good ones.

Marm

MARM

come back.

You might need to change your MN name, and your real name, and get a new house, and new jobs. We can help!

I was going to write that PTA woman is a right rude cah but have now RTFL and things have moved on!

My DD starts primary in Sept - I am well scared of all this stuff!