Care to join me in my "Great TV shows they should make, but won't" thread? I'll start.

[lashingsofbingeinghere]

"Escape to Cakes in the Attic".

[Inertia]

The Spy At Night - astronomers with less scientific justification than usual get the telescopes and binoculars out.

[Inertia]

The Necks Factor - a singing contest for giraffes.

[Inertia]

Twuntryfile - a weekly round up of men's poor behaviour towards women. Includes a special report on how older women are marginalized in some industries and an investigation into complaints about noise nuisance due to cocklodgers.

[openerofjars]

DH would like me to add this one:

Ladygardener's World

Celebrity gardeners discuss topiary and vajazzling as well as visiting famous ladygardens and talking to their owners about their history and upkeep as well as sharing tips for ladygardeners at home.

[Inertia]

Cole In The Wall - spandex-clad D-list slebs try to contort their bodies to fit through foam cut-outs of Cheryl Cole, Ashley Cole, Joe Cole, Nat King Cole and Old King Cole.

[JammySplodger]

What's That Sound? - we wire up a mike to your wall and the nation guesses what your neighbours are up to. Week 1, is it a brothel, are they drug dealers or do they just have alot of friends?

[Leithlurker]

NEWS AT ONE: On the hour round up of all news as it happens at each and every house number 1.

[Golgafrincham]

Stargate Margate

[Golgafrincham]

Sorry, should've given credit to my hubby for that one!

[Bignorthernlass]

'that's my arse' a team of MPs try to distinguish which of a series of photos shows their own posterior.
If you liked this you'll love 'that's my elbow' a team of MPs...

[SweetMingePie]

Hemmorhoidale - embarrassing bodies meets Yorkshire farmers

[TalcAndTurnips]

The OP, lashingsofbingeinghere, hasn't been on this thread since Monday - I wonder if she's aware of its runaway success and elevation to MN Classics?

lashings - if you're out there, coma and take a bow for starting such a great thread.

[GetAllTheThings]

Squeeze my Spot
Contestants compete to squeeze a large spot on Ann Widicombes behind.

Spot my Squeeze
Contestants attempt to fathom who Liz Jones' 'rock star boyfriend' is.

Blind Date POF special
Contestants pick potential dates based on pictures of their willies.

Documentary : MN Towers
Ongoing insider view of MNHQ. This week sees the long awaited Gin delivery and exposes the link between MN going off-line whenever the toilet is flushed.

Who's Line is it Anyway With Charlie Sheen.
Contestants battle over the last line of Columbia's marching powder.

[poppyhattie]

Biggest Boozer USA - Fat alcoholics drink themselves to death - the first one to die of liver failure wins.

[poppyhattie]

In The Fright Garden Alice Cooper and Ozzy Osborne sing a soothing lullaby to the kiddies before Brian Blessed bellows "Someone's Not In Bed!"

[poppyhattie]

Tales of the Unexpected - overworked exhausted parents come home to find the house clean, the kids in bed and dinner on the table.

[ChessieFL]

Strictly Come Wanking