Care to join me in my "Great TV shows they should make, but won't" thread? I'll start.

[lashingsofbingeinghere]

"Escape to Cakes in the Attic".

[ChessieFL]

Strictly Come Wanking

[poppyhattie]

Tales of the Unexpected - overworked exhausted parents come home to find the house clean, the kids in bed and dinner on the table.

[poppyhattie]

In The Fright Garden Alice Cooper and Ozzy Osborne sing a soothing lullaby to the kiddies before Brian Blessed bellows "Someone's Not In Bed!"

[poppyhattie]

Biggest Boozer USA - Fat alcoholics drink themselves to death - the first one to die of liver failure wins.

[GetAllTheThings]

Squeeze my Spot
Contestants compete to squeeze a large spot on Ann Widicombes behind.

Spot my Squeeze
Contestants attempt to fathom who Liz Jones' 'rock star boyfriend' is.

Blind Date POF special
Contestants pick potential dates based on pictures of their willies.

Documentary : MN Towers
Ongoing insider view of MNHQ. This week sees the long awaited Gin delivery and exposes the link between MN going off-line whenever the toilet is flushed.

Who's Line is it Anyway With Charlie Sheen.
Contestants battle over the last line of Columbia's marching powder.

[TalcAndTurnips]

The OP, lashingsofbingeinghere, hasn't been on this thread since Monday - I wonder if she's aware of its runaway success and elevation to MN Classics?

lashings - if you're out there, coma and take a bow for starting such a great thread.

[SweetMingePie]

Hemmorhoidale - embarrassing bodies meets Yorkshire farmers

[Bignorthernlass]

'that's my arse' a team of MPs try to distinguish which of a series of photos shows their own posterior.
If you liked this you'll love 'that's my elbow' a team of MPs...

[Golgafrincham]

Sorry, should've given credit to my hubby for that one!

[Golgafrincham]

Stargate Margate

[Leithlurker]

NEWS AT ONE: On the hour round up of all news as it happens at each and every house number 1.

[JammySplodger]

What's That Sound? - we wire up a mike to your wall and the nation guesses what your neighbours are up to. Week 1, is it a brothel, are they drug dealers or do they just have alot of friends?

[Inertia]

Cole In The Wall - spandex-clad D-list slebs try to contort their bodies to fit through foam cut-outs of Cheryl Cole, Ashley Cole, Joe Cole, Nat King Cole and Old King Cole.

[openerofjars]

DH would like me to add this one:

Ladygardener's World

Celebrity gardeners discuss topiary and vajazzling as well as visiting famous ladygardens and talking to their owners about their history and upkeep as well as sharing tips for ladygardeners at home.

[Inertia]

Twuntryfile - a weekly round up of men's poor behaviour towards women. Includes a special report on how older women are marginalized in some industries and an investigation into complaints about noise nuisance due to cocklodgers.

[Inertia]

The Necks Factor - a singing contest for giraffes.

[Inertia]

The Spy At Night - astronomers with less scientific justification than usual get the telescopes and binoculars out.

[Inertia]

Latch Of The Day - highlights of the day's most secure breastfeeding arrangements.

Latch of The Day 2 - round-up of the weekend's most thrilling door mechanisms.

[Absy]

It'll Be All White On The Night a real nailbiter - will Mavis be able to wash her dress proficiently, so that it will be gleaming White on the Night?

[Shaky]

I think a mumsnet type show, like QI but called PO instead.

The siren would go off for using certain words like, pombears, Naice ham, froot shoots, parking, dog poo and greggs sausage rolls.

I would have Katie price, myleene klass, Katie Holmes, Kerry Katona, holly willoughby and Carol Mcgiffin on the panel and sit back and watch the bunfight!

[Leithlurker]

This is your Life! Heart warming show presented by Eamon Holmes reuniting long demented mothers with their old lives.

[BellaTheGymnast]

That's him.

[Leithlurker]

CrossRoads. Drama about a school crossing patrol woman called meg, and her illegitimate son Benny:
This eek Benny sees Shug McPhee giving Betty Turtle a good bollicking for fingering his turnovers.
Meg has to make a snap decision about the dodgy bloke on the other side of the crossing.
Benny buys a tea cosy and prefers it to his hat.

[TalcAndTurnips]

Episode 7 - The King's Head?

He was a beast. The way he started on that traffic bollard, thinking that it insulted him, was priceless television.

[BellaTheGymnast]

I think my favourite uncle might actually be in it.