Shouting at me in the supermarket

[FrankieAnne]

Sorry am on phone so apologies if this makes no sense but he was doing t-Rex in Asda so i slapped his arm (not hard obviously) and he got really cross and said he'd stand however he wants and stormed off. It was really embarrassing as loads of people were staring and he'd told me to remind him anyway! He's acting like nothing has happened now. Aibu to not just let it drop?

Bang a gong get it on in the asda queue

Today my 2yo decided to cover himself in poo during naptime and I had to clean the mess.
Tonight I am laughing out loud to this post. Thank you so much OP, you saved my day

I was in a terrible mood, but no longer!

I have no idea what this is all about but I felt the need to say that ducks are notorious shaggers. We used to have some (including one which DS2 named Vagina-he went to school and told his teacher that his Vagina had laid an egg) and you couldn't leave the house without tripping over copulating ducks! I knew my BIL was having woman troubles again when DH got off the phone to him and said "FFS, that man's worse than ducks!".

Oh I remember reading this when DS1 was a few days old. It made more sense to me then.

You bastards made me read this.

Nice to see this back again. DD (5) was being a T-Rex at tesco last week, but only briefly. DH joined in but couldn't reach the quorn kievs so reverted back to human.

I can't be bothered reading 21 pages to find out if op has cleared up the t-Rex question but has she,?

I've just stood next to dh like a T Rex - he didn't slap me but looked at me funny and said "is this a mumsnet thing?"

Funny thread

I've briefly read the first and last page of this and already know I'm going to enjoy reading this during tonight's feeds!!!

I..erm...

Ok.

This is entertaining..

Doing t Rex......

These are MY FAVOURITE sort of threads.

Well done op
(Only thread guaranteed not to make it onto the DM website)

I remember this.

& Sharon.

Ah, Sharon.

So I caught dh snagging Sharon in the back bedroom where we keep the spare pans and Sharon dropped an orange on my cream rug am I aibu to make him replace the TV stand.

Argh zombie T-Rex. I was thinking how nice it was to see posters I've not seen around for a while.

Then I realised.

he was doing t-Rex in Asda
What on Earth does this even mean??

...What the FUCK?! How did I miss this amazing moment in mumsnet history?!

To quote Manuel "Que"

Tells you to remind him what?? How do you stand like a T Rex?

Was there also a thread that had something to do with red wine getting sprayed on the curtains, or am I imagining that?

Or maybe a shower curtain??

MsKite... It was over rainbow videos that Adam from produce in tesco had brought round for her DH to watch, she called him bungle, he wasn't happy, and he then buggered of to Sharon's house to listen to Erasure, but before he did he threw wine on the wall, there was also a wasp on the carpet I think.......... I laughed and laughed at the replies about Sharon and someone wrote a whiteboard list of what we needed to know (which was everything)

Yes! Thank you Dolores. You've got a good memory. There was a wasp. I loved that thread. They don't make em like that anymore

This one really stuck with me! I'd always hoped it would go to classics so I could read it again. But I still love the T-Rex situation too