Shouting at me in the supermarket

[FrankieAnne]

Sorry am on phone so apologies if this makes no sense but he was doing t-Rex in Asda so i slapped his arm (not hard obviously) and he got really cross and said he'd stand however he wants and stormed off. It was really embarrassing as loads of people were staring and he'd told me to remind him anyway! He's acting like nothing has happened now. Aibu to not just let it drop?

The bath does too?

[Is glad have only been using the shower recently]

Having now finished Sharon and the wasp (shouldn't even have tried to read it while drinking coffee) I want to know what happened to Adam and Bagda?

You are all being unreasonable (except those who are talking about the band).

It's T. rex, FFS!

Not T-rex, or T Rex, or t Rex.
And don't forget the italics.

Let's not even get on to ducks.

OP, I hope your DH doesn't like being a drake because they're right bastards. With corkscrew cocks.

< pissed off> I must stop expecting iPad to autocorrect everything for me..why why why does it not pick up T Rex? As already noted earlier am very lazy, and wish to do as little as possible to maintain below average life style..

Yes, Empress but did you know female ducks ( too lazy to find gender proper girl duck name) select with whom they wish to be intimate with? Apparently, females can slam vagine shut if male is not their liking..

Ohhhhh...my daughter just came in singing " We are dinosaurs marching, we make the earth flat! "

Yes Cynner and their vagines are mazes. There was a major MN duck sex phase a few months ago.
Can your DD do the T. rex?

No Rexing, but she was wearing dinoclawz feet, and inexplicably a cowboy hat..

Damn it..wish I had not missed duck sex..pm me if stoat or hedgehog sex is being bandied about..

Also wish I had vagine maze..would give dh something to do other than watch football..

Vagine maze?

What the actual fuck have I missed now?

Just a brief flirtation with duck sex. Nothing much.

What plans do you have for today to make trainee of the year quit?

Yes Asda makes me do this too, try waitrose, it Jurassic

Trainee of the year is still shadowing cunt of the year and will be doing so for the foreseeable future.

Fuck it bump.

bump because.

Woody?

I've just stood next to dh like a T Rex - he didn't slap me but looked at me funny and said "is this a mumsnet thing?" Pmsl

Can you post a photo to show us how T Rex stands? I can't imagine.

Does your boyf/son/lover/father/brother/grandpaw/random stray delete as applicable have really large teeth?

Whoops! I thought this was a recently established one page thread for some reason.

I am assuming after 20 pages it has been established:

1. How T Rex stands
2. who the "he" in question is?

Just read the wasp thread linked in here. Crying with laughter! That's why we should leave some troll threads, it's boring when they all get deleted!

What the fuck have I just read?!

God I remember this!