Shouting at me in the supermarket

[FrankieAnne]

Sorry am on phone so apologies if this makes no sense but he was doing t-Rex in Asda so i slapped his arm (not hard obviously) and he got really cross and said he'd stand however he wants and stormed off. It was really embarrassing as loads of people were staring and he'd told me to remind him anyway! He's acting like nothing has happened now. Aibu to not just let it drop?

I've got the wrong face!!!!

My life is worthless :(

8 pages & I still have no idea WHO was standing like T-Rex! :)

He was! Him!

Honestly, pay attention!

OPs DH. Apparently.

Keep up.

Is your DH Colin Mochrie? Or, indeed, his cat?

He was doing a t-rex. YANBU.

Roar! Love it!

Standing like a T-Rex - thinking of a way to work this into my weekend.

glad to see that was all clarified then

so in short, its only necessary to assault him if he does T-rex, but not if he does owl. spiderman or variations on the theme of "mole"......

jolly good.

Can I do the t-Rex if I don't look like Tobey McGuire?

My DH sometimes does a Frankenstein's servant Igor thing in supermarkets, walks like he's got a hunchback, screws his face up and limps around calling me Mistress.

I've never slapped him for it though.

Stop it, stop it, I can't breaaathe!

Is it laughter-induced asthma, or am I sitting like triceratops, thus restricting airflow to the lungs?

I'm not in a supermarket.

I'm currently sat like The Hunchback of Notredame!

Not in public so no slapping involved

I started off so well, totally knew what OP meant about TRex, not sure whether to be proud or disturbed about that..... I'm ok with 10am TRex flash mob in Asda. After wearing a fake moustache around central London for a day, that will be a piece of piss.

But I'm totally lost with owl and rabbit. and Tony Maguire on Canvey Island. Owl??! Rabbit??! Does he leave hundreds of pellet droppings behind him?

This is probably the funniest thread ever!

Thanks T rex:)

TheOne who's tobey Maguire? Oh, you must mean tony Maguire! He does a good Spiderman, but only if he's got the right face.

I'm not sure I can pull of T-Rex in Asda, but I can offer you 'gazelle being stalked by a lion', perhaps in the Co-Op...

*off, not 'of'

Sorry. Tony McGuire.

Just read the wine throwing thread. I actually cried.

I'm going to meerkat in waitrose.

I'm going to antelope in Lidl

'he told you to remind him??' that he was standing like t Rex?? Holding his balls or just general growling? I'm at a loss here...

I read the wine throwing one too. Do you think that poster knows t Rex couple??

dont people who cuddle turnips get frowned apon?