Shouting at me in the supermarket

[FrankieAnne]

Sorry am on phone so apologies if this makes no sense but he was doing t-Rex in Asda so i slapped his arm (not hard obviously) and he got really cross and said he'd stand however he wants and stormed off. It was really embarrassing as loads of people were staring and he'd told me to remind him anyway! He's acting like nothing has happened now. Aibu to not just let it drop?

What? Remind who of what?

Reminds you of the babe?

@ Blatherskite.

I go away for a few days and miss all this, its SO unfair

I think that I'm going to go work for Asda, they clearly have far more interesting customers! Going to be on the lookout for dinosaurs all day now. OP if I felt the need to connect with my inner animal whether I was surrounded by tins of tuna ot not I'd annoyed to receive a slap. If Owl, Spiderman and Mole resurface please send Owl to the stationery aisle, Spiderman to the household aisle and Mole to the crisps aisle. I can't wait to see if there's more to this story as what I've read so far has made me cry

I have instructed my husband that he is to do a t-Rex all the way round Asda next time we're there...will try & get photographic evidence!

I need to know what owl etc is?

oh oh oh I have missed it all

was it the wasp and the stain in the carpet and the sharon and the veg stall?

was it?

@Markruffalo! crying with laughter at genius song

T Rex provided the background to my youth.

Now it is all spoilt by the thought of groceries being cuddled.

Can't understand what cuddling the basket has to do with t Rex?

Anyone want to elaborate?

It would appear so, Hully

I missed it all tantrums, all I know is that every now and then this marvellous poster comes on and is utterly and uniquely bizarre.

Before he was 'doing' T-rex, he was cuddling the shopping basket ... apparently

see? Obvious when you think about it

Of course.... Silly me......

I once danced round Tesco like Tina Turner to 'proud Mary' - it was with my sister, she didn't slap me, but did give me a withering glancev or six. I had just got off the train and had overdone the gins in a tin.

I don't shop in Asda but am happy to 'do' a dinosaur impression in Waitrose later at the risk of being slapped.

However, I would like some advice:
I will have too much shopping to enable me to cuddle the basket - should I dry-hump the trolley instead?
Is a T-Rex impression suitable for Waitrose? If not, should it be something else from the Cretaceous period such as Albertosaurus, Anatosaurus, Corythosaurus, or Parasaurolophus? Or should I go for something from the Tertiary Period?
I don't have an owl or mole but can ask DH to put his pants over his trousers and be spiderman. Do you think this would be acceptable?

Why do I always find these threads after all the good stuff has already been posted?!

I think there should be a way for the first person to spot a bonkers thread to send out an APB to all users!

Why aren't you seizing the boy?

I have a big head and little arms... :(

Now I have "he does the T Rex in Asda" going round in my head to the tune of Moves like Jagger.....aaaaaaggghhh!

So do I now, thanks :)

My pleasure Tantrums!