My vagine is itching like mad.

[BupcakesandCunting]

Namechanged for obvious reasons. :(

My minge is itching like buggery. No discharge/whiffiness, just a very itchy vulva (as per namechange ) Have done a Caneten pessary on saturday and been applying the cream but nothing is working.

Suggestions please? And don't say "wash yer minge"

Bups, this is priceless!
To my shame though, I found this thread from googling "itchy vagina"... Have the same ishooos atm :(
At least now I know what not to do (thanks but no thanks for the tea tree tip)
Please God, if you're out there, let me not have cunt worms....

I would just like to stress again (since this worms thing seems to be my fault) that there are no such things as cuntworms

They'd just be arseworms that don't have satnav.

garlicvagine - I am moved to tears by your eloquence.

It took me right back to the balmy summer nights of my youth; scrubbing my hoo-haa in a rented bedsit before DH (who was then merely Dear Shag-Piece) was due to arrive for a weekend's Special Cuddling.

Bumping for those suffering from Blue Monday Blues.

Bups how's your Vagine? .

Talc given the seriousness of Bups situation, i don't think it's appropriate for you to be having lovely nostaligic vag moments. .

So. How are we pronouncing that then? I like Vah-jeeen.

I'm going with Vah-jeeen, sounds so exotic.

Do you know I've always hated the stupid names we let our daughters call their vaginas (foo foo, mary et al) but I am now going to tell my daughter it is no longer front bottom it is vagine pronounced vah-gene
I am going to say now she is 6 she gets to use the grown up word

fruitshoots I have asthma and am therefore prone to oral thrush. My GP prescribed me a spacer (basically a tube that you squirt the inhaler into) so that the stuff isn't hitting the back of my throat so directly. It helps a lot.

Love the namechange fail Didn't AtYourCervix do a similar one recently or did I dream that?

Vagine (vah-zheen) should so become the new word for those parts

Talc, I've just scared next-door's kids with my sudden guffaw at your quim nostalgia!

It's kinda pretty. It'll be no.1 in the babys names list this time next year.

haven't read rest of thread but maybe you should go to docs? It could be Bacterial vaginosis. Lots of women get it, think its thrush and only get to GP when it is really bad. It is most common in teenage girls and women just about to start menopause (or actually menopausal) due to hormone flux.

Get it checked out!

Oh my, how did I miss this? Talc, your story is brilliant. Under dimple will have me laughing for weeks :o:o:o

I like vagine too. I might also start referring to a penis as a penee. (pr - pen knee)

Hope you find relief soon OP.

Vagine is good, but I prefer Under-dimple.

I was taught to always have a drink of water or more usually or after taking my inhaler to prevent oral thrush.

After trying to work out how your dh was giving it to you fruitshoots, I decided I didn't really want to know.

haven't read rest of thread - Do you know what you're missing, tardisjumper?!

It is also, unfortunately, possible to get eczema in your outer labias. In my experience not many GPs know about it and it's difficult to get a diagnosis (mine took 3 years!!!). It can be managed with cortizone but it always comes back.

"sorry about your minge"

I am weeping with laughter, Buppy. I don't wish to suggest that your unfortunate medical predicament is not vair distressing, but at least you've cheered us all up no end.

Hope you get your fanjo sorted.

Oh Bups! A poorly vagine you say?

Perhaps she's homesick? You should treat her to some lovely unpasteurised brie and a glass of Beaujolais.

Or some Boursin and Le Piat D'or if you're on a budget?

That should calm the itch I'd say :)

I think I might email Antiques Roadshow and see if someone will suggest a value for the authentic Moroccan Vagine I inherited - mint condition and no chips or scratches.

KateUnrulyBush just love the name.

As an old Irish Aunt used to say "Where there's hair, there's comfort, and where there's none there's an argument".

And it took me years to work that one out.

Cheers TPKW, I like it too, i successfully namechanged unlike Buppy a couple of weeks ago :)

Love your Aunt's saying. That is classic.

Have reported Talc for sheerbgeniuses.

and can see cuntworms making it onto the urban dictionary thingy.