My vagine is itching like mad.

[BupcakesandCunting]

Namechanged for obvious reasons. :(

My minge is itching like buggery. No discharge/whiffiness, just a very itchy vulva (as per namechange ) Have done a Caneten pessary on saturday and been applying the cream but nothing is working.

Suggestions please? And don't say "wash yer minge"

Bups, you need to go on Embarrassing Bodies. I'm sure Dr Christian would be able to help.

No way am I showing my lovely cuntworms to that weid-faced, orange-hued metrosexual mascara boy.

I don't think he'd be that interested, Bups

I know that. The man's as gay as May.

I just don't want someone that orange poking around my love tunnel.

That goes for you as well, Andre.

Too far, Bups. Too far.

Wonder what it says about mme that I find the image of peter andre peering at buppys fanny more disturbing than cunt worms.

Wonder what it says about mme that I find the image of peter andre peering at buppys fanny more disturbing than cunt worms.

I think it says that you are entirely normal lissie. Despite the twatphone.

Is mentioning Peter 'n' Dre the Godwin's Law of threads featuring Buppy and Stratters??!

It is indeed

By the by, you don't want to google cunt worm

It is indeed

By the by, you don't want to google cunt worm

I have been hooting with laughter at this thread - and I sooo want to share it with someone - but the only person (apart from the dog) who's home is ds1 who is 18 and would probably die with embarassment if I read him any of the really good parts of the thread. Mentioning cuntworms (or even sat nav-less arseworms) would make him spontaneously combust.

I used to suffer from thrush a lot as a mid-teenage girl - to the point where I would have scratched myself with a wire brush if I'd had one handy - and one night I asked my mum if she could suggest anything to help - and she told me to put on zinc and castor oil cream, as that would sooth the itching. SHE LIED!! Well - she didn't actually lie, but she didn't tell me that the itching would be overlaid with a burning pain of nuclear proportions. If you have ever accidentally touched your vagine after using deep heat or cutting up chillis, you will have some idea of the pain I experienced.

STDG, ouch!

I tried to explain it to DH, he didnt get it.

fool.

Just caught up. Bloody hell. Lissie your limericks are ace! Minnie, whenever you want to provoke those 2 just chuck in a reference to the permatangoed glittery purple becocked one. Never fails.

It's not that I mind Peter Andre being mentioned per se, but I do require the warning of an ORANGE KLAXON before someone drops the orange bomb on me. It's a bit much to take, really.

I'll bear that in mind for the future Bups.

PA has a glittery purple cock??!

Yes, with a giant rotating foreskin.

It rolls back during springtime celebrations much like the roof of the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. Avast the Head in all its glittering, glistening glory with its blank Cyclopean stare.

Oh Christ, I really do feel sick now :(

I am caught between laughing, I mean REALLY laughing, and being utterly disGUSTED.

Me too, it's so far past horrific that it's funny.

Oh dear lord!

Last night I dreamt that this thread had been deleted for "lewd conduct" and we all complained but mnhq refused to reinstate it. I woke up at 5am with a start, all clammy and tearful. I may have invested too much energy...

And why isn't this in classics yet? I asked days ago!

Oh dear lord!

Last night I dreamt that this thread had been deleted for "lewd conduct" and we all complained but mnhq refused to reinstate it. I woke up at 5am with a start, all clammy and tearful. I may have invested too much energy...

And why isn't this in classics yet? I asked days ago!