My vagine is itching like mad.

[BupcakesandCunting]

Namechanged for obvious reasons. :(

My minge is itching like buggery. No discharge/whiffiness, just a very itchy vulva (as per namechange ) Have done a Caneten pessary on saturday and been applying the cream but nothing is working.

Suggestions please? And don't say "wash yer minge"

Why haven't they shown a case of cuntworms on House? Would be a classic episode.

well they nearly did, Lugholes - do you remember the tic in the teen girl's pubic area? That was pretty close...

Aw Bups - don't fret! Get thee to the bait shop.

Ah must have missed that savoury treat.

Tics or worms. Now which are worse?

FIGHt!!!!!

Look, Lugholes - you can have your very own worms < - - - queasy

House - He would assume it would be lupus of the minge but it would be cuntworms. No! Yes - cuntworms.

There'd be a fantastic scene where someone looks down a microscope and the horrid truth is revealed. Oh... My... God.

BUT I would want the last scene to be the cuntworms taking over, pouring from every corridor as the hospital staff are surrounded, sub-plot with a small group trapped in a lift shaft, final scene is House grappling with the QueenWorm (Le Grand Vaginol), frantically scrabbling to reach the ice pick located just out of reach on the desk as the Queen squeezes tighter... tighter... TIGHTER. Death at the hands of the Living Kegel.

Hugh Laurie being overcome by a particularly aggressive group of Wormus Wormus Cuntus outside the WRVS charity coffee shop.

Thecrunch hahahaha! Yes, why is lupus suspected at the beginning of every episode?

I will forward your name as a new script writer. Of course the worms would be beaten to death by the dexterity shows with his cane.

talc I feel honoured! Almost. If I wasn't vomiting.

Why is it that I can, and have, held a forty foot python (actually didn't measure it but that's an approximation) but can't be in a mile of a teeny weeny worm without having a screaming fit?

Lugholes - Season 2, Episode 16 "Safe". :)

TCU - that's funny!

Have only just discovered this thread and am not ashamed to admit that for the first time ever I literally pissed myself laughing. Ta everso!
Glad your vajayjay is well now and love the name change!

moody, you need to wash those pissed on underbeneathsies in Evian to prevent cuntworms.

There was a House episode where a boy had threadworms in his eyes. I shuddered for ages after watching that, and kept rubbing my eyes.
I thought it was always sarcoidosis in House, in a different organ every week.

Already done Norks! Thanks for the advice!

Yes abandon soaps, us tea tree when bathing and also a splash of vinegar. For immediate relief apply natural yoghurt.

crazy,you have not been paying attention in class.
apricot yoghurt is the topical application of choice

oh, oh, I have another one!!

An itchy Vagine is not nice
As Bupcakes found out once or twice
To ease her poor clunge,
She put tea tree on her sponge
It was like cunnilingus on ice.

Vinegar? Pickled poonaa anyone?

Your very good at this Lissi!

Oops, missing 'e', sorry!

Stoppit Lissie - I have a weak pelvic floor, y'know!

why thank you, I appear to have missed my calling. instead of making tea and cappucinos for grumpy old farts a pittance, I should be writing smutty rhymes

I'm inspired (but not very):

Buppers she don't like to be grungey
So she's been beating up on her clungey
with chemicals fierce
now the itching is worse
and she's on fire with a dose of the fungi!

(ok, so it's a bit forced )

thumb, thats ace!