My vagine is itching like mad.

[BupcakesandCunting]

Namechanged for obvious reasons. :(

My minge is itching like buggery. No discharge/whiffiness, just a very itchy vulva (as per namechange ) Have done a Caneten pessary on saturday and been applying the cream but nothing is working.

Suggestions please? And don't say "wash yer minge"

I am a midlander (lissie - did I say that already? I hate namechanging) I could do a meetup provided I can get to and from by train.

I think we should all put our FB statuses as "Vagine Cuntworms for President" and see what kind of a reaction we get.

Oh, and also nominated for classics. Nearly pissed meself at the bus stop.

Oh, and also nominated for classics. Nearly pissed meself at the bus stop.

I can't do that, flatbelly's hunky friend has just added me...

He remembers me from Christmas. Bwahaha

Oooh, did you snog him

Ok, maybe a more family friendly one, say "Cagine Vuntworms, discuss." ?

I've never met him!

That was flatty's suggestion for getting him to add me. It worked, he 'remembers' me. Arf.

and is he lush?

VV, I am going to incorporate cuntworms into my profanity dictionary tho its already full itching to call someone a cuntworm

and is he lush?

VV, I am going to incorporate cuntworms into my profanity dictionary tho its already full itching to call someone a cuntworm

He is rather luscious.

why have I only just found this?! It's brilliant - love the failed namechange, the dodgy spelling --> brand new name for the undercarriage, discussion of cuntworms and everything else!

Buppers - I know it's been said many times but stop with the bloody showergel on your bits! Bad bad bad.

And go to the doc to get swabbed, just in case. Might be something else, not thrush; especially if you are concerned about noxious aromas arising from the area, if that's the reason you've been using harsh chemicals on your delicate bits. Might need metronidazole or summat.

"especially if you are concerned about noxious aromas arising from the area, if that's the reason you've been using harsh chemicals on your delicate bits"

well wash it in Evian or summat then, but not strippy type chemicals that add to your discomfort :)

Evian is still water, you mad hippy! What about washing it in Fairy Liquid? If it's kind and gentle to your hands, stands to reason it'll be kind and gentle to your minge.

Evian

No no no, doesn't stand to reason at all - you'd put far worse on your hands than you would on your bits! There must be a nice gentle specific-for-vagine? wash that you can use that will make you feel nice and squeaky clean (and not blow bubbles out your fanny every time you move, which is likely what would happen if you used Fairy )

Johnson's baby wash.

Can you imagine if you could blow bubbles out of it? That's almost as good as ping pong balls surely?!

FFS I was joking about washing my clunge in Fairy Liquid.

What kind of cutn do you think I am?!

this thread has to go in Classics, surely?

Of course you were joking about the Fairy, Cunty - I knew that! Obviously you're a very clean cnut, we can tell.

OTOH, I could rent myself out to kid's parties as a bubble blowing machine.

"Buppy the Bubble Cunt" £25 per hour, weekday discounts available.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgghhh.

I wonder if you could get a little CuntWorm in each bubble? That would be a truly unique talent.