My vagine is itching like mad.

[BupcakesandCunting]

Namechanged for obvious reasons. :(

My minge is itching like buggery. No discharge/whiffiness, just a very itchy vulva (as per namechange ) Have done a Caneten pessary on saturday and been applying the cream but nothing is working.

Suggestions please? And don't say "wash yer minge"

just don't ever wash your vagine with that Original Source Extra Intensely XXL Minty shower gel. It's like being licked out by a snowman.

"just don't ever wash your vagine with that Original Source Extra Intensely XXL Minty shower gel. It's like being licked out by a snowman."

Similarly, don't moisturise your vagine with The Sanctuary Ginger and Ylang-Ylang Body Moisturiser. It's like being licked out by a scotch bonnet chilli.

MOre to the point, why would he be googling "itchy vagina"?

Don't shave to swimming costume standard which highly scented blocks shaving cream - ouch!

Blokes, men's who cares mines in London and you've saved me from a very dull evening.

Oh yeah. Why would he? Hadn't thought of that!

Ha ha at the tips on shaving my bush. You clearly don't know me. My minge resembles David Bellamy shouting "WOW"

this auther would have had more success with vagine in the title I reckon

I KNEW "vagine" rang a bell. I'm crap at links but google "Borat and vagine", and you'll see him Youtubed on the Letterman Show talKing about his wife's doodah.:o

echt! I just read through 11 pages to see if anyone mentioned Borat and you bloody beat me to it!

Ive been calling mine Vagine ever since Borat.

Ha! I SLAVED, with tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks, to see if Borat was in there.

Top thread.

awesome thread

My minge resembles David Bellamy shouting "WOW"

you have such a way with words buppy. This is so... visual

I've seen David Bellamy in RL.

Feel a bit like I've been watching some kind of strange porn now...

Also think I might have to sort my own out (see name for details) for fear that I may glance down and see his face peering back at me

Love the song, GarlicVagine

Handy tip for fellow pregnant wimmin: this thread makes a very effective diagnostic tool if you're worried about whether you may be suffering from stress incontinence.

Time for a few more pelvic floor exercises methinks

There was a Borat link many pages back.

I woke up to Talc's links this morning, DS (9yo) was desperate to see what was making me snort.

Pruritus Vulvae

Go see your GP

[Captain Sensible]

Laughed so much at the snowman I actually couldn't breathe!

How does a snowman perform oral sex though? They don't have tongues. Or do they just improvise with their carrot noses?

Sometimes DH sucks on an ice cube before going down on me, it's rather nice.

I had similar issues..... My vagine was itchy for ages and had loads of tests and random stuff chucked at it but finally, and after ages they found it was lichen sclerosus.....

Got some lovely cream [with no apricots in it] that works a tommy treat.

Love this thread. Refreshing to hear colourful language used so elequantly.....

I don't want to read about anyone's itchy vagine. But still I keep clicking on this thread and sniggering.

Classics please

I have namechanged in honour of this thread and Bup's poor Vagine

Here here!