Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

[CauldronsTrulyReign]

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

Very tasteful, nice of you to give her a souvenir . Hm I'll see if I can come up with anything poetical.

Goodness me, it's all been happening here, hasn't it...?

I see normality has been restored though....

Yes everyone's safe now. Can't think of any poetry at the moment though.

Did someone say ? Yes please!

Hmmm, poetry....

Chaos and toaster are safely home,
After their kidnapping hassles.
The toaster missed out on its holiday
But Chaos got nipple tassels.

Beautiful!

Well done Empress! Luffly pome :o

Chaos awoke in a fluster
To find someone had taken her toaster
IHaveYourToaster confessed
And off Chaos jets
Only to be taken asunder.

IHaveYourCauldron rubs her hands and cackles
Offering Chaos some tassels
But only if given biscuits
As requested.

But on her was the jest
When Mom Chaos did confess
That the toaster was with her
Fighting the weather
And making full English for all.

It all came to an end with Toaster's return
With glass raised in a cheer
And so we all learn
That to Mom Chaos
A mobile is something quite furrin...

(Something is wrong with scansion, but it was the best I could do at short notice!)

OOps, Empress beat me to it while I was composing!

Ooh, ver ver good, ScaredTEE.

Brilliant TEE!

There was a young Cauldron called Chaos
Whose toaster booked a holiday to Lagos
Unfortunately
His plans went awry
And he disappeared, as did Chaos!

There then came a couple of trolls troublemakers
Who tried desperately to break us
With stealing of biscuits
And nipple tassel mischief
And an obsession with peppered toast for breakfast....

But Honey and Empress stood firm
And Serephinia has certainly learned
Not to negotiate with terrorists
(Even when Justine insists)
So a huge vat of we've all earned!

Even more brilliant SayGhoul!!!

Fantastic!!

I just got really excited when I saw this tweet Kettle on London Bridge

Cause I thought that Chaos's toaster might be there too...

MmeLindor

Empress, shouldn't it be IHYK?? :o

IHYK?

Hehehehe..... Obviously :o

Well that was my first thought but... Whose kettle? Is IHYK IHYT?

I love this thread.

Your kettle, Empress..... Bwahahahahaha.........

And no, I'm not IHYT.

But I might be IHYC

NO! You fiend! HELP!

Bravo SayGhoulNowSayWitch!

The kettle has gone?!

Any ransom demands as of yet?