Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

[CauldronsTrulyReign]

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

I'm not sure, Chaos and IHYC seem quite happy. Could be Stockholm Syndrome though, we could do real damage intervening now.

We'd have to work out where they are before anything else, anyway.

Does this mean we still have to find the Yen?

Think so. And a trauma counsellor. We could have a cake sale...

Chaos, what can you see?

Genius thread [applauds]

A big bush.

Merlot.

Tassles.

Ok stop looking down Chaos

All that tells us is that you're naked, tied to a chair and drunk.

...and you should try veet

Best. Response. Ever!

SayVeetNowSayBald?

You were right Hungrydragon. He's still got her. We need a rescue plan.

Well I'm not going! She's technically not speaking to me!

She answered your question about the stare. We need your brain on this, you're the one who worked out it was Priscilla.

Well, let me know who's going so I can give them the sneakily hidden Yeo Valley yoghurt for the ransom. In the meantime, I'm off to bed

Night Sephrenia.

G'night Empress

Oh ok, I'll sleep on it and try to work out where she is.

Thank you. I'll try to work out how to raise the yen.

your mum?

did she not think?

oh well, best laugh in ages. [susie no mates emotion]

Oh my lord. . .

Have been following this thread with interest. Would just like to say if toaster has been used for full English breakfast provision, then you can't say fairer than that! Yes, I know you could have been forewarned, but really - full English breakfast? Yummmmmmmm.........

Hope they provided lots of with it.......

If you're still looking for ransom money I've got a few Croatian Kuna and a tube of Downing Street choc chip cookies that GB sent over after biscuitgate (almost certainly past their sell by though). Happy to lob em in...

Justine

Is it really MNHQ practise to give in to kidnap demands? Chaos is a very lucky Mnetter.

Thanks Justine.