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Original poster

Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

653 replies

CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 12:50

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

Confused
OP posts:
Hungrydragon · 08/10/2011 22:44

I'm not sure, Chaos and IHYC seem quite happy. Could be Stockholm Syndrome though, we could do real damage intervening now.

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 22:47

We'd have to work out where they are before anything else, anyway.

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 08/10/2011 22:48

Does this mean we still have to find the Yen?

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 22:52

Think so. And a trauma counsellor. We could have a cake sale...

Chaos, what can you see?

hester · 08/10/2011 22:58

Genius thread [applauds]

Original poster
CauldronsTrulyReign · 08/10/2011 22:59

A big bush.

Merlot.

Tassles.

OP posts:
Hungrydragon · 08/10/2011 23:03

Ok stop looking down Chaos

All that tells us is that you're naked, tied to a chair and drunk.

Hungrydragon · 08/10/2011 23:03

...and you should try veet

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 08/10/2011 23:04

Best. Response. Ever! Grin

Original poster
CauldronsTrulyReign · 08/10/2011 23:04

SayVeetNowSayBald?

OP posts:
EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 23:05

You were right Hungrydragon. He's still got her. We need a rescue plan.

Hungrydragon · 08/10/2011 23:10

Well I'm not going! She's technically not speaking to me! Grin

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 23:13

She answered your question about the stare. We need your brain on this, you're the one who worked out it was Priscilla.

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 08/10/2011 23:23

Well, let me know who's going so I can give them the sneakily hidden Yeo Valley yoghurt for the ransom. In the meantime, I'm off to bed Grin

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 23:27

Night Sephrenia.

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 08/10/2011 23:28

G'night Empress

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 23:30
Hungrydragon · 08/10/2011 23:31

Oh ok, I'll sleep on it and try to work out where she is.

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 08/10/2011 23:33

Thank you. I'll try to work out how to raise the yen.

blackeyedsusan · 08/10/2011 23:55

your mum?

did she not think?

oh well, best laugh in ages. [susie no mates emotion]

Smellslikecatpee · 09/10/2011 00:06

Oh my lord. . .

NormanBatesTheForeman · 09/10/2011 00:09

Have been following this thread with interest. Would just like to say if toaster has been used for full English breakfast provision, then you can't say fairer than that! Yes, I know you could have been forewarned, but really - full English breakfast? Yummmmmmmm.........

Hope they provided lots of Brew with it....... Wink

MNHQ
JustineMumsnet · 09/10/2011 00:13

If you're still looking for ransom money I've got a few Croatian Kuna and a tube of Downing Street choc chip cookies that GB sent over after biscuitgate (almost certainly past their sell by though). Happy to lob em in...

Hungrydragon · 09/10/2011 00:20

Justine Shock

Is it really MNHQ practise to give in to kidnap demands? Chaos is a very lucky Mnetter.

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 09/10/2011 00:23

Thanks Justine.