Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

[CauldronsTrulyReign]

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

You know what to do.....

I agree with you Scared, the truth is funnier but then, some of the theories on here have been masterful

SO - your toaster is back due to a high profile search, and much cash/promotion being pumped into the search.

What about the missing cheese graters/flan 'bottoms'/flowery plates et al.

It's like in Comic Relief once Lenny Henry has left Africa.

Yes. Prince Philip replaced Chaos's mum with a toasternapping robot. But where does IHYC fit in?

Where don't I fit in.....?

CS I'm the youngest of 6. My mom does okay but my dad usually starts with his sister and brother and then his own children before finding the right name!

And we made Classics

Just taking off my manic / kidnapping hat for a swift moment... what's with all the "mom" talk?

Just think, if Chaos' mother had been familiar with the social conventions regarding toaster borrowing and use of the mobile phone we'd never have got up to 400 posts of utter, deliciousness bonkersness.

THANK YOU Old ma Chaos

I know a mother who calls her DD Willybelle.This is the beginning of her DS's name and the end of her DD's name. DD has been known to answer to aforementioned
" Willybelle".

All my DC answer to each others names. < They know which side their bread is buttered >

Maniac not manic

No, no, no, no!

Chaos's Mum is the Queen, Chaos is the love child of Elvis Presley and Her Maj. (True Story) Hence all the conspiracy theories did/didn't he come to England.

She borrowed the toaster for charidee, robot Prince Phillip then malfunctioned taking said toaster, and demanding cash. Priscilla Presley was at the charity event and overheard the Phillipbot scanning Chaos' DNA during his initial malfunction.

Priscilla, concerned about her inheritance then hired IHYC to kidnap Chaos using IHYT as a deluded sock puppet.

Now does everyone understand?

Well I'm American, hence the mom from me. Don't know about Chaos.

Love it.

Tis true, Priscilla is my boss, true as toasted toads.

Hey if, yow'm from the Black Cuntry, it's mom.

£884.

Just sayin.

You ain't in no position to be mouthy beeyatch......

That makes perfect sense, Hungrydragon.

Simple, really when you look at it logically.

Chaos did you mean
as in menacing?

or actually

as in you weren't really looking?

Menacing Hungry.

Menacing.

So Chaos still needs rescuing?