Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

[CauldronsTrulyReign]

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

Hurrah she's safe and this is in Classics!

Tell all Chaos

Heh Heh.

See this right cheek??

I'll never wash again.

No way.

No how.

Did you find it? Or did you buy a new one?

If it's a new one, do make sure it's secured to the counter. I'd hate for this one to be kidnapped also.

Wait, if Cauldrons is posting, then who was giving out ransom demands? Shouldn't you be tied up?

Revenge for being anti-lower case

How did you escape? We don't know whether the toaster's alive or dead.

But we do know who took it.

Dammit!

So what the Jeff happened? Tell us dammit.

Fotget about Kevin. Thats for another thread !

I'm not giving up the yoghurt if you're not even kidnapped

Gimme my jeffing yoghurt!

As much as I'd love to say that it was

pyromanical chaotics,
Prince Phillip,
Doctor Who,
mice,
a shirtshifter .

The solution was much closer to home.

It had never moved had it :o

Had to look up 'pyromanical'

After Kevin had smooched my chee, and given me a comradely punch on the tigh, I had to vivist 31 shops to find 500 non-sequential sheets of ham.

That's why I am so very late.

Nope, I'm not giving you the yoghurt. I need proof you still have Cauldrons!

Don't tell them Chaos...

Milk, it was back in it's rightful position!

Well actually 1.37 cms to left, but I am anal about appliance positioning.

No, it looks like IHYC still has her. Maybe he drugged her and she dreamed she met Kevin.

Oh crap.

It's my fault isn't it? All because I wanted the damned yoghurt

So where had it been? Has it a tan now?

I feat she is drunk on Kevin lurve. Doubt we ll get any sense from her tonight....

Was there a tea towel over tbe toaster? Is that why you thought it was missing?

ouch