Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

[CauldronsTrulyReign]

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

I can do the snogs and the yoghurt

Just out of interest IHAVE. About a year or so ago, did you take my quiche tin? and replace it with a random large glass pan lid?

And then.....?

No. I don't deal with such things as quiche tins. They are below me.

I'll have you know it made a very good quiche before it was stolen vanished. In the singular.

I can do snog too, and a frog. The yen are a bit trickier.

This thread is like a toast based episode of 24.

I can do snog too, and a frog. The yen are a bit trickier.

I can do snog too, and the frogs. The yen are a bit trickier.

You can have my toaster. It fuses the whole house every time I use it. Come to think of it, I am not sure why it's still taking up space on my kitchen worktop. But it'd be free to a good home.

Sorry phone acting up.

Fret not too much people...Chaos has been busy in RL meeting and not licking Kevin McCloud.

I'm sure she'll update us wen she gets home and gets the Chaotics to bed if it's still missing....or if any more ransoms have been demanded...

Then it is a hoax. Unless Chaos never reached Kevin McCloud... Maybe she was intercepted on the way!

Ow!

Maybe Kevin McCloud is a minion of the Dark Lord kidnapper??!! [worried face]

Isn't a billion yen like £5 anyway?

[closes eyes and puckers up]

We've found Chaos' toaster. It's on top of one of <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=mischa+x+factor&um=1&hl=en&sa=X&rls=com.microsoft:en-GB:{referrer:source%3F}&rlz=1I7SKPT_enGB449&biw=1366&bih=600&tbm=isch&tbnid=FZ5QgGQni_CryM:&imgrefurl=www.unrealitytv.co.uk/x-factor/x-factor-2011-misha-bryan-refuses-revealing-outfits-and-janet-devlin-loves-her-new-red-hair/&docid=0dnIN4LtHNGG0M&w=300&h=187&ei=gaqQTrrACdOx8QPc4PUg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=909&vpy=118&dur=886&hovh=149&hovw=240&tx=132&ty=59&page=1&tbnh=143&tbnw=182&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Mischa's head in XFactor.

I think a yen is about 42p? We need to start fundraising.

Maybe Mischa's a minion too. Can we infiltrate X factor?

According to xe.com:

1,000,000,000.00 JPY = 8,379,040.05 GBP
Japanese Yen British Pound
1 JPY = 0.00837904 GBP 1 GBP = 119.345 JPY

So, more than £5 then? [turns piggy bank upside down and shakes it]

I would willingly give the frogs legs, have loads in my ponbd so they would be fresh.

Not so willingly the snog , but would do it with a for Cauldrons.

[gulp]

The Dualit has landed.