Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

[CauldronsTrulyReign]

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

Surely it caught fire, and some poor soul was forced to tear it from the wall, and run from the house screaming, holding aloft a toaster fireball.

This is what I would have assumed if I returned home to a missing toaster.

I'm loving the way that the kidnapper has got drawn into other discussions on MN while he's here - very Despicable Me.

Yes, but in the event of fireball one of the chaotics would surely have mentioned it? Removing infernos does not slip the mind.

You haven't met my DH hungrydragon....

Thanks madam52, giggle

Cauldron has anyone approached you with a power of attorney form? Are you very wealthy ? Do you think someone is trying to unhinge you till you seemingly have some sort of breakdown ( as in - 'there there Cauldron dont be silly - there's no such thing as a vanishing toaster - just sign this cheque btw please' ).

Even my DH is now worried about Cauldron and the toaster.

Do we need a search party?

Am genuinely intrigued to know where the toaster has gone!

Skiing At least your DH cares. Mine asked me if we were all on some collective acid trip.

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

IHaveYourCauldrons I am suspicious as you don't have a profile. Must try harder.

Aaaaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!!!!!!

They've GOT her!!!!!!!!!!

Yes there is no dedication shown there. I cry imposter!

Hadn't noticed that.

Or I'm trying to lull you into a false sense of security... Double bluff, anyone?

But that's fine, if you don't want to hear about my ransom demands.....

Thank you Empress. ::pulls deerstalker over eyes and lights pipe::

As I perceive it, that toaster in the final picture is a ringer, a poor innocent toaster who gave his life so Cauldron's toaster may live. We must redouble our efforts, lads!

::rushes off muttering about Scotland Yard and Lestrade::

So what do you want?

Hmmm IHaveYourToaster and IHaveYourCaldrons are not the same person. They have different labelly whatsits on their names.

Is it too soon to suggest one or both is a hoax?

But if it's a hoax... where's the toaster????

Oh this is all so much bigger than the toaster.......

You don't know what you've stepped into now, my pretties....

Cripes there's another profile...

Tell us your ransom demands.

Oh dear...

I've just reported this thread for Classics.

Do you have your fountain pens ready?

Je voudrais.....

1. Two frogs' legs (The legs of 2 frogs)
2. 1 billion yen.
3. A pot of Yeo Valley yoghurt.
4. Snogs with tongues from the lot of ya.