Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

[CauldronsTrulyReign]

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

Oh and non sequential notes You missed that.

Well there'll be at least Chaos and ColdSancerre so I can't say come alone.

If you work out who I am you'll see I'm no amateur...

Would have to be non-sequential slices of ham, though, in this case...

Have we not found it yet?

No, you'd be better off watching Phone Booth I reckon, Demon....

Has anyone mentioned that on page one Chaos clearly states that she had a glass of cava and toasted someones house. I don't blame the toaster for fecking off after that.

Have just caught up on this thread from earlier.

Am ning from ear to ear. Havent laughed so much in ages.

But i do hope you work out who the napper is/where the toaster has disappeared to.

Have you checked the fridge? That's where I usually keep my clingfilm, slightly more absent minded and I can imagine something like a toaster going in

Vampirecella have always wanted to watch a phone booth - can see one from my bedroom window - will keep an eye.

[you can relay on me emoticon]

Is this the spooky halloween thread? Because it's definitely strange but do't think I will be havnig nightmares

CTR is not replying to texts now. Never mind this thread....

When do we need to send out a search and rescue party? Do we worry that she might have been silenced for talking about it on here?

Not silenced Vampirecella

Toasted

Eek!

Vampirecella Fri 07-Oct-11 22:58:36
CTR is not replying to texts now. Never mind this thread....

Could it be as simple as her phone has eloped with the toaster? Let's not get hysterical now

Oh FroOOOOOtshoOOOOOOts has beaten me to it with the early Halloween name change, I planned to be Booooooooohica a week before halloween.

Check the garden Chaos DC love to take random kitchen items there. Ok, they have never taken an eletrical appliance but worth a look, we currently have a pint glass, potatoe masher and 4 forks on the garden table to make wine with our garden grapes.

She might have gone to bed.......(in tears at having only bread and pepper jam to look forward to in the morning).

I worry about you, I really do!

I think it went up snowdon

I love this thread.

This is how I imagine your toaster.

Running away to fulfill its life-long dream of being a historical reenactor.

Can you stop this thead? - its making me want toast and I have no bread

You can't stop what's already started. The coordinates are real. Find me if you dare.

Just 5 hours 19 minutes until sunrise. Tick tock, tick tock

Oh blimey.

Just laboriously worked out the coordinates and I think the toaster's being held hostage at Balmoral.

Any Scottish MNers who can do a mercy dash?

I would speculate about who's got it but I saw the bit about not guessing the kidnapper's true identity.