Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

[CauldronsTrulyReign]

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

pmsl i just found this!

www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1667226/pg1

LINKED I think this is taking on all the hallmarks of an international conspiracy < throws own toaster away in pre-emptive move> < eats cereal >

You failed to attend the rendezvous and there was not so much as a text from Justine to open up negotiations... so I have had no choice but to give your toaster The Treatment.

There is a new photo showing exactly what's happened to your beloved toaster on my profile.

Damn you Empress you meddler! Even if you find me you'll never catch me!

::hides face::

I can't look! That poor poor toaster. sniff

Will you at least return the remains you evil evil toaster stealer? So we can give it a decent burial?

IHave Your Toaster.

I Know where you are but I have sprung a leak.

I am intrigued as to how you appear to have the whole contense of a garage (including drum-kit and amp, on your boat.

Poor toaster.

Poor Cauldrons - whatever will she do without her morning toast?

Balmoral? Has the Queen started holding innocent toasters to ransom in order to get more put of the public purse?! Or is Prince Philip just playing silly buggers again

virgogrr

i did mean rough honest! but boiler check man came to the door!

have been playing with DD in bed,as a scottish mum we could have went a wee run in the car to balmoral to save the toaster!

His profile says 90 year old man. Prince Philip kidnapped the toaster.

But why...?

Has the toaster turned up?

I'm looking for inspiration as DS has lost his trainers . I've turned the house upside down and can't find them

DON'T GO!

I have worked it all out. Thus us the start of the machines taking over, is the toaster made by Skynet?

That would make Prince Philip a robot...

Now unlike the rest of this thread, Prince Phillip being an appliance rustling assassin robot does make sense

Hugrydragon I don't know whether to be impressed or concerned by how much sense it makes compared to most of the other theories...

We need Justine.

Although if it's a robot we're dealing with maybe we actually need the Techs?

Has anyone seen CTR? Surely she hasn't gone to Balmoral by herself...

Alright you pesky kids you may know who I am but you are powerless to stop me! Mwaughhhhhhha!

And now away! There is domestic detritus and small electrical appliances aplenty in need of removal from perfectly sensible places. No good jug, lid, remote control, grater, tea spoon, biscuit cutter, or toaster is immune from me. I can strike at any time.

This made discussion of the day!

It ought to make Talk roundup too!

KatieMiddleton... This must come as quite a shock to you. Or did you suspect?

The firm is a closed circle and as such does not comment.

Katie...how can you stand by and let this happen?